It's a Meme!
Stolen from Someone. Hey, he's Swindle!
1. What is your full name? Do you have a nickname?
Swindle, though I sometimes go by Henry J. Honeyfuggle
2. How old are you? When is your birthday?
Three million stellar cycles, give or take
3. Where were you born? Where do you live now? Are you patriotic?
Cybertron, can't remember where. In the Dream. Patriotic about what?
4. Who are/were your parents? (Names, occupations, personalities, etc.)
Not a clue
5. Do you have any siblings? What are/were they like?
I count some of my alternates as siblings.
6. What is your occupation?
Owner and President of SwindleCo.
7. How tall are you? How much do you weigh?
16 feet. Not telling.
8. What color is your hair? What color are your eyes?
Black when I have it, purple.
9. What is your race?
Once-Cybertronian Guardian Fae Dragon Changeling.
10. To which social class do you belong?
I'm the richest Cybertronian (I do still consider myself one, really) in my reality. What do you think?
11. Do you consider yourself to be attractive? Do others?
Blitzwing thinks I'm cute. The goof. So does my mate.^.^;
12. What is your style of dress?
Dress? Oh...right. I've been told my human form's clothes are kinda gaudy.
13. Do you have any scars? Tattoos? Birthmarks? Other unique physical features?
No, Decepticon insigina count as a tattoo?, no, and not really for a Cybertronian.
14. Do you have any allergies, diseases, or other physical weaknesses?
Yes, I have an allergy. No, I'm not telling you.
15. Are you right- or left-handed?
Right-handed, though I can use both easily.
16. What does your voice sound like?
Depends on who I'm talking to.
17. What kind of vocabulary do you use?
See above.
18. List three quirks or other defining characteristics.
I'm a profitmonger, possessive and protective. Don't touch my stuff!
19. How often do you bathe? Do you wear perfumes?
When needed. I can always wish myself clean.
20. What kind of facial expression do you commonly wear (dour glare, wry smile, etc)?
Usually a smile.
21. Do you use body language? How?
I'm sure I do. Tent to move my arms around alot.
22. Do you have a commonly used saying?
Maybeee...
Childhood
23. What is your earliest memory?
War.
24. How much schooling have you had? Did you enjoy it?
I'm self-taught.
25. Where did you learn most of your knowledge and skill?
See above.
26. How would you describe your childhood in general?
Not sure I considered my early cycles a 'childhood', but...
27. As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?
An inventor. I think.
28. When and with whom was your first kiss?
A couple cycles ago, with Zoe Walker. No, Blitzwing does NOT count.
29. Are you a virgin? If not, when and with whom did you lose your virginity?
What is a virgi...Oh. OH. *BLUSH* I've got a sparkmate, does that count as a no?
30. Do you have a notorious or celebrated ancestor? Does that affect you?
Not a clue, sorry.
Influences
31. What do you consider the most important event of your life so far?
Oddly, I'd say it ending. Of course I came back online, but still...
32. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
Being a multiversal Salesmech.
33. What is your greatest regret?
Can't pick one.
34. What is the most embarrassing or shameful thing ever to happen to you?
Depends on which decacycle this is.
35. Do you have any secrets? If so, what are they?
Yes. No going to ask my sparkmate what they are, either.
36. What is the most evil thing you have ever done?
I'm a Decepticon. I won't say I've offlined anyone--though I probably have, early one--but I have beaten the slag out of quite a few.
37. When was the time you were the most frightened?
When I was paralyzed and trapped in my alt mode.
38. Have you ever traveled outside of your country? If so, to where?
I've travelled outside my reality, on a regular basis.
Beliefs
39. What is your alignment?
Neutral-ish. Have 'con tendencies, but the fae part is mostly good. Mostly. >.>
40. Are you basically optimistic or pessimistic?
Optimistic. Or I can fake it really well when dealing with customers.
41. Do you believe in a god? If so, which one and why?
Primus, and the Greater Creator
42. Do you believe in an afterlife?
Oh, yes I do.
43. What is your greatest fear?
Losing my family...no, check that, having them turn on me. Irrational fear, I know, but...
44. What makes you angry? Sad? Happy? Why?
People breaking deals with me. People not buying my stuff--really, it's good stuff! People buying my stuff. And my family. Not buying my family, just my family makes me happy.
45. Do you think people are basically good or basically evil?
I think they're basically neutral, with leanings towards either. Some species differ, of course.
46. What are your views on politics? Religion? Sex?
I stay out of politics (with the exception of being the Warlord's chewtoy), I believe in Primus, and...why is sex important?
47. What are your views on gambling, lying, theft, and killing?
Only on sure things, try not to do it anymore, ditto with the lying, and as of now I cannot. Not won't, CAN'T.
48. How far will you go to defend your beliefs?
I'll aurgue some, but sometimes people are just stupid.
49. How much do you value money?
I'm SWINDLE, for Primus sake! What do you think? Oh, pretend they don't know who I am? I value it alot. Really.
50. In your opinion, what is the most evil thing any human being could do?
I've not met enough humans to form an opinion on that.
51. Do you believe in self-sacrifice for the greater good?
Not really, but that won't stop others.
52. Do you believe in the existence of soul mates and/or true love?
Slag Yes. >.>
53. Are you superstitious?
Not really.
54. How much do you respect the beliefs and opinions of others?
As long as they buy my stuff and don't shove them in my faceplate, they can believe what they want.
55. How honest are you about your thoughts and feelings?
Not very, at least in front of people. Selling is very much acting.
56. Do you have any biases or prejudices?
Maybe.
Dealing With Others
57. Who is the most important person in your life, and why?
Zoe. She's my sparkmate.
58. Who is the person you respect the most? Despise the most? Why?
I'll get back to you on this.
59. Do you have a significant other? Who?
Yes. Zoe. Mine.
60. Do you have a lot of friends? Who is your best friend?
I have..enough friends. Blitzwing. The goof.
61. How do you relate to members of the same race? Class? Sex?
Same as everyone else.
62. How do you relate to members of a different race? Class? Sex?
See above.
63. Have you ever been in love? If so, describe what happened.
Yes. None of your Business.
64. What do you look for in a potential lover?
I wasn't looking, so I wouldn't know. It just happened.
65. How close are you to your family?
Pretty close
66. Do you want a marriage, family, and/or children?
Yes, and I do. Grandchildren. I have holos!
67. Do you tend to argue with people, or avoid conflict?
Avoid Conflict, but I will bluff. I am a walking arsenal, you know.
68. Are you a listener or a talker?
Talker.
69. How long does it usually take for you to trust others?
A long time. Then again, lots of people still don't trust ME. Can you imagine?
70. Do you hold grudges?
Yes. Working on that.
71. Do you tend to take on leadership roles in social situations?
Not really, unless it's selling stuff.
72. Do you like interacting with large groups of people?
I prefer one on one, but I'll work with what I've got.
73. How well do you express yourself?
Very well, when selling items.
74. How quickly do you judge others?
All the time! Everyone, and I mean everyone, is a potential customer. That's kinda judging, right?
75. Do you care what others think of you?
Not really,as long as they buy stuff.
76. Do you have any enemies? How or why are they your enemy?
Yes, I do. Not answering the why.
Personal Taste and Opinions
77. What is your favorite pasttime? Color? Food? Possession?
Selling, Green and Purple, Pasgetti with White Sauce, my Gyro Cannon.
78. What are your preferences in arts and/or entertainment?
I have no real preference.
79. Do you smoke, drink, go whoring, or use drugs? Why or why not?
I breathe fire, I can't get drunk, that has to do with that sex thing again, doesn't it?, and no.
80. How do you spend a typical Saturday night?
Working, or snuggling, or tied up by Blitzwing. Or all three.
81. What is your most cherished fantasy?
I'm living it!
82. How long is your attention span?
As long as it takes to get paid.
83. Do you laugh a lot? What do you find funny?
I do, and I'm not telling.
84. Is there anything that shocks or offends you? If so, what?
People trying to give me INSULTING prices for my goods.
85. How do you deal with stress?
I curl up and want snuggles. Once I'm away from public view.
86. How much athletic ability do you have? Artistic?
Not much, and not much.
87. Do you like animals? Do you like children?
Yes, and yes.
88. Are you spontaneous, or do you always need to have a plan?
I prefer a plan, but I am adaptive.
89. What are your pet peeves?
People trying to buy my mate. Not Fore Sale, people!
Self-Image
90. What is your greatest strength as a person? Weakness?
I'm adaptive, I'll do almost anything for profit.
91. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
That allergy? Gone, if I could. Slag, it's annoying!
92. Are you generally introverted or extroverted?
Extroverted.
93. Do you like yourself?
Yes I do.
94. Do you have a daily routine? How do you feel if your day is interrupted?
Get up. Sell Stuff. Snuggle Mate. Play with kids. Get tied up by Blitzwing...wait, that goes in play with kids. Not always in that order.
95. What goal do you most want to accomplish in the next six months? Your lifetime?
Make more money? Introduce more realities to SwindleCo.'s fine fuel products.
96. Where do you see yourself in 5 years? 10 years? 20 years?
Selling stuff!
97. If you could choose, how would you want to die?
Not the way I died before, that's for slagging sure!
98. What is the one thing you would like to be remembered for after your death?
I...haven't thought of that.
99. What three words would you use to best describe your personality?
100. What three words would others probably use to describe you?
101. Why are you risking your life to adventure?
As long as there's profit involved!
1. What is your full name? Do you have a nickname?
Swindle, though I sometimes go by Henry J. Honeyfuggle
2. How old are you? When is your birthday?
Three million stellar cycles, give or take
3. Where were you born? Where do you live now? Are you patriotic?
Cybertron, can't remember where. In the Dream. Patriotic about what?
4. Who are/were your parents? (Names, occupations, personalities, etc.)
Not a clue
5. Do you have any siblings? What are/were they like?
I count some of my alternates as siblings.
6. What is your occupation?
Owner and President of SwindleCo.
7. How tall are you? How much do you weigh?
16 feet. Not telling.
8. What color is your hair? What color are your eyes?
Black when I have it, purple.
9. What is your race?
Once-Cybertronian Guardian Fae Dragon Changeling.
10. To which social class do you belong?
I'm the richest Cybertronian (I do still consider myself one, really) in my reality. What do you think?
11. Do you consider yourself to be attractive? Do others?
Blitzwing thinks I'm cute. The goof. So does my mate.^.^;
12. What is your style of dress?
Dress? Oh...right. I've been told my human form's clothes are kinda gaudy.
13. Do you have any scars? Tattoos? Birthmarks? Other unique physical features?
No, Decepticon insigina count as a tattoo?, no, and not really for a Cybertronian.
14. Do you have any allergies, diseases, or other physical weaknesses?
Yes, I have an allergy. No, I'm not telling you.
15. Are you right- or left-handed?
Right-handed, though I can use both easily.
16. What does your voice sound like?
Depends on who I'm talking to.
17. What kind of vocabulary do you use?
See above.
18. List three quirks or other defining characteristics.
I'm a profitmonger, possessive and protective. Don't touch my stuff!
19. How often do you bathe? Do you wear perfumes?
When needed. I can always wish myself clean.
20. What kind of facial expression do you commonly wear (dour glare, wry smile, etc)?
Usually a smile.
21. Do you use body language? How?
I'm sure I do. Tent to move my arms around alot.
22. Do you have a commonly used saying?
Maybeee...
Childhood
23. What is your earliest memory?
War.
24. How much schooling have you had? Did you enjoy it?
I'm self-taught.
25. Where did you learn most of your knowledge and skill?
See above.
26. How would you describe your childhood in general?
Not sure I considered my early cycles a 'childhood', but...
27. As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?
An inventor. I think.
28. When and with whom was your first kiss?
A couple cycles ago, with Zoe Walker. No, Blitzwing does NOT count.
29. Are you a virgin? If not, when and with whom did you lose your virginity?
What is a virgi...Oh. OH. *BLUSH* I've got a sparkmate, does that count as a no?
30. Do you have a notorious or celebrated ancestor? Does that affect you?
Not a clue, sorry.
Influences
31. What do you consider the most important event of your life so far?
Oddly, I'd say it ending. Of course I came back online, but still...
32. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
Being a multiversal Salesmech.
33. What is your greatest regret?
Can't pick one.
34. What is the most embarrassing or shameful thing ever to happen to you?
Depends on which decacycle this is.
35. Do you have any secrets? If so, what are they?
Yes. No going to ask my sparkmate what they are, either.
36. What is the most evil thing you have ever done?
I'm a Decepticon. I won't say I've offlined anyone--though I probably have, early one--but I have beaten the slag out of quite a few.
37. When was the time you were the most frightened?
When I was paralyzed and trapped in my alt mode.
38. Have you ever traveled outside of your country? If so, to where?
I've travelled outside my reality, on a regular basis.
Beliefs
39. What is your alignment?
Neutral-ish. Have 'con tendencies, but the fae part is mostly good. Mostly. >.>
40. Are you basically optimistic or pessimistic?
Optimistic. Or I can fake it really well when dealing with customers.
41. Do you believe in a god? If so, which one and why?
Primus, and the Greater Creator
42. Do you believe in an afterlife?
Oh, yes I do.
43. What is your greatest fear?
Losing my family...no, check that, having them turn on me. Irrational fear, I know, but...
44. What makes you angry? Sad? Happy? Why?
People breaking deals with me. People not buying my stuff--really, it's good stuff! People buying my stuff. And my family. Not buying my family, just my family makes me happy.
45. Do you think people are basically good or basically evil?
I think they're basically neutral, with leanings towards either. Some species differ, of course.
46. What are your views on politics? Religion? Sex?
I stay out of politics (with the exception of being the Warlord's chewtoy), I believe in Primus, and...why is sex important?
47. What are your views on gambling, lying, theft, and killing?
Only on sure things, try not to do it anymore, ditto with the lying, and as of now I cannot. Not won't, CAN'T.
48. How far will you go to defend your beliefs?
I'll aurgue some, but sometimes people are just stupid.
49. How much do you value money?
I'm SWINDLE, for Primus sake! What do you think? Oh, pretend they don't know who I am? I value it alot. Really.
50. In your opinion, what is the most evil thing any human being could do?
I've not met enough humans to form an opinion on that.
51. Do you believe in self-sacrifice for the greater good?
Not really, but that won't stop others.
52. Do you believe in the existence of soul mates and/or true love?
Slag Yes. >.>
53. Are you superstitious?
Not really.
54. How much do you respect the beliefs and opinions of others?
As long as they buy my stuff and don't shove them in my faceplate, they can believe what they want.
55. How honest are you about your thoughts and feelings?
Not very, at least in front of people. Selling is very much acting.
56. Do you have any biases or prejudices?
Maybe.
Dealing With Others
57. Who is the most important person in your life, and why?
Zoe. She's my sparkmate.
58. Who is the person you respect the most? Despise the most? Why?
I'll get back to you on this.
59. Do you have a significant other? Who?
Yes. Zoe. Mine.
60. Do you have a lot of friends? Who is your best friend?
I have..enough friends. Blitzwing. The goof.
61. How do you relate to members of the same race? Class? Sex?
Same as everyone else.
62. How do you relate to members of a different race? Class? Sex?
See above.
63. Have you ever been in love? If so, describe what happened.
Yes. None of your Business.
64. What do you look for in a potential lover?
I wasn't looking, so I wouldn't know. It just happened.
65. How close are you to your family?
Pretty close
66. Do you want a marriage, family, and/or children?
Yes, and I do. Grandchildren. I have holos!
67. Do you tend to argue with people, or avoid conflict?
Avoid Conflict, but I will bluff. I am a walking arsenal, you know.
68. Are you a listener or a talker?
Talker.
69. How long does it usually take for you to trust others?
A long time. Then again, lots of people still don't trust ME. Can you imagine?
70. Do you hold grudges?
Yes. Working on that.
71. Do you tend to take on leadership roles in social situations?
Not really, unless it's selling stuff.
72. Do you like interacting with large groups of people?
I prefer one on one, but I'll work with what I've got.
73. How well do you express yourself?
Very well, when selling items.
74. How quickly do you judge others?
All the time! Everyone, and I mean everyone, is a potential customer. That's kinda judging, right?
75. Do you care what others think of you?
Not really,as long as they buy stuff.
76. Do you have any enemies? How or why are they your enemy?
Yes, I do. Not answering the why.
Personal Taste and Opinions
77. What is your favorite pasttime? Color? Food? Possession?
Selling, Green and Purple, Pasgetti with White Sauce, my Gyro Cannon.
78. What are your preferences in arts and/or entertainment?
I have no real preference.
79. Do you smoke, drink, go whoring, or use drugs? Why or why not?
I breathe fire, I can't get drunk, that has to do with that sex thing again, doesn't it?, and no.
80. How do you spend a typical Saturday night?
Working, or snuggling, or tied up by Blitzwing. Or all three.
81. What is your most cherished fantasy?
I'm living it!
82. How long is your attention span?
As long as it takes to get paid.
83. Do you laugh a lot? What do you find funny?
I do, and I'm not telling.
84. Is there anything that shocks or offends you? If so, what?
People trying to give me INSULTING prices for my goods.
85. How do you deal with stress?
I curl up and want snuggles. Once I'm away from public view.
86. How much athletic ability do you have? Artistic?
Not much, and not much.
87. Do you like animals? Do you like children?
Yes, and yes.
88. Are you spontaneous, or do you always need to have a plan?
I prefer a plan, but I am adaptive.
89. What are your pet peeves?
People trying to buy my mate. Not Fore Sale, people!
Self-Image
90. What is your greatest strength as a person? Weakness?
I'm adaptive, I'll do almost anything for profit.
91. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
That allergy? Gone, if I could. Slag, it's annoying!
92. Are you generally introverted or extroverted?
Extroverted.
93. Do you like yourself?
Yes I do.
94. Do you have a daily routine? How do you feel if your day is interrupted?
Get up. Sell Stuff. Snuggle Mate. Play with kids. Get tied up by Blitzwing...wait, that goes in play with kids. Not always in that order.
95. What goal do you most want to accomplish in the next six months? Your lifetime?
Make more money? Introduce more realities to SwindleCo.'s fine fuel products.
96. Where do you see yourself in 5 years? 10 years? 20 years?
Selling stuff!
97. If you could choose, how would you want to die?
Not the way I died before, that's for slagging sure!
98. What is the one thing you would like to be remembered for after your death?
I...haven't thought of that.
99. What three words would you use to best describe your personality?
100. What three words would others probably use to describe you?
101. Why are you risking your life to adventure?
As long as there's profit involved!