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Robots in Clothes!

Oct 02, 2011 02:36

This was all prompted by jokes about Breakdown being Knock Out's nurse. Brianna Cherry Garcia on tumblr got there before me, but the idea had been festering for a while. Between that and a doodling around for a project for the tentacle community, a whole lot happened. And by a whole lot, I mean seeing how many feminine bots/cons I could get into ( Read more... )

breakdown, starscream, tentacles, wheeljack, blurr, slipstream, drift

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swordage October 2 2011, 23:24:25 UTC

All of these are gorgeous and hysterical and I love them, but Breakdown stole my heart and jabbed it with a syringe. He looks AMAZING and I am more than a little in love with him. ♥

swindleslog October 3 2011, 03:04:54 UTC

Doh ho ho.

I see in the categories of T and A where your loyalties lie.

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swindleslog October 3 2011, 03:07:18 UTC

Always Starscream

That's because your eyes are consistantly drawn to the apex of his thighs, where the dress gathers and his leg peeps out.

Go on, look anywhere else on it. Your eye will get back there on its own.

These were all really fun to make, I confess.

gunmaxual October 3 2011, 03:47:56 UTC

Starscessica was hilarious and gorgeous, but I laughed the hardest at Drift and Wheeljack. Drift for the googly eyes of the monster, and Wheeljack...not in a pervy way, but I just want to see the Dinobots stumble upon him. The way you posed him makes it look like he has a rabbit's behaviorisms, too, so I think he'd hop away at the sight of so many scary dinos. I think they'd have a sudden, unexpected moment of "AWWW!"

swindleslog October 4 2011, 05:24:10 UTC

If you had that monsters view, you'd make googly eyes too. Doh ho ho ho ho.

but I just want to see the Dinobots stumble upon him

Ah ha ha! I can see him hopping away and freaking, but not quite the way you are.

"OH GOD. DON'T LOOK AT WHEELJACK BOYS. DON'T LOOK. WHEELJACK IS DOING THIS FOR SCIENCE!"

"Him Wheeljack look funny."
"Me think him Wheeljack look funny too, but in nice way."
"Him Swoop say that about all tiny things."
"Me Slag want to pinch fluffy tail!"

"SLAG no! That is VERY innappropriate! No!"

peacewish October 3 2011, 04:19:31 UTC

I should be saying I can't believe all that worked as well as it did, but let's face it - you fused the Transformers with Winnie-the-Pooh and made it work, so why should I be surprised that nurse, french maid, and Jessica Rabbit are also possible?

You still managed to make my brain come to a screaming halt with Jessica's red come-hither dress, though. The second I saw it I recognized it, even before reading the caption. Oh, Starscream. You bad, bad Con. Stealing energon, sure, but taking a pretty girl's dress? Just because you want to sashay across a stage and watch Megatron's jaw hit the floor? You're so selfish.

swindleslog October 4 2011, 05:32:55 UTC

Peacewish, you should know by now. I am a wizard. Though a big part of that magic is just ensuring you keep identifying features in tact.

Just because you want to sashay across a stage and watch Megatron's jaw hit the floor? You're so selfish. But it looks so very ravishing on him! Btw, this is your fault ( ... )

peacewish October 6 2011, 02:34:00 UTC

Starscream, cabaret superstar. Really, it was bound to happen. Your lyrics were hysterical, and the thought of Starscream crooning them duskily while posing on Megatron's lap... oh, I just die with laughter to think of it. You're a genius.