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swindleslog

To get me in the groove

Oct 26, 2011 01:01

Pick a number. I give you a piece of that story, or idea that I`ll probably not touch otherwise. I`m pretty sure most of you have done this before. I`ve been terribly lazy, and hopefully writing these will be either a spurr or an incentive. Little change for this one- some of the numbers come with a few options, so be sure to let me know which.

( Why so lazy, Swindleslog )

drabbles

Comments 49

white_aster October 26 2011, 11:53:45 UTC

5b? :D

swindleslog October 26 2011, 22:38:37 UTC

Soundwave`s dead story- Swoop

"Stop following me everywhere. Go on, buzz off, you buzzard."

"Sorry, can't buzz off. Me Swoop need keep you in sight."

"I don't need your protection! Get!"

The monstrous beast of an autobot shook his head. "Nope. Sorry, me Swoop can't do what tiny bot want right now-"

"I AM NOT AN AUTOBOT! DON'T YOU CALL ME THAT, DON'T YOU-"

Swoop started at that outburst. That was a very loud shout for someone so small, but then humans were loud too, and they were tiny. He bent down, and cocked his head, trying to see Rumble's face.

"Just... I'm not an autobot. I'm stuck here, but I'm not an autobot. Frag you if you ever think otherwise. I didn't pick the 'get stuck Optimus Prime' option. I didn't even get a choice, so don't... don't call me that ( ... )

white_aster October 26 2011, 23:49:50 UTC

d'aaaaaw. Poor Rumble. And oh man, Swoop, you're awesome. <3!

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swindleslog October 27 2011, 00:46:39 UTC

Swindle and Lockdown- preparing for business on the planet Amazon"The hell is wrong with you, you dumb bro-WOAH!" Lockdown ducked again ( ... )

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swindleslog October 27 2011, 00:56:20 UTC

Here's the trick- Cybertronians don't really wear clothes.

Here's the other trick- Cybertronians do make a shit tonne of modifications, temporary and otherwise, to their bodies.

It's business time.

Thread 6

swordage October 26 2011, 14:22:51 UTC

FFFFFF *flips table* I WANT EVERYTHING okay I see that bits of 5 and 8 have been requested so I will go with 10.

swindleslog October 27 2011, 01:40:42 UTC

You can always pick another one after the first batch is done bro. :)

Fixing Blurr. Red Alert's perspective. Things get dangerous in a way that was not anticipated.

The delicate components that had been added to the frame to enhance and enable great speed were still crushed, utterly destroyed. All modifications were so much pulverised scrap metal. The advances they'd made in medicinal technology just piecing the agent together were nothing short of miraculous.

They'd been so excited to bring him online. But no one, not Wheeljack and his daring, not Perceptor and his vast knowledge, not even she and all her experience had thought to remember why Blurr had been the one selected for all that speed ( ... )

swordage October 27 2011, 05:39:53 UTC

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS oh my GOD I just made the most unearthly noise of glee. YES. Blurr as competent and dangerous and skajdhfksdjhfsdkjhfskdjfhdskjhfskjh!!! I CANNOT EVEN

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

marysuofyay October 26 2011, 15:34:53 UTC

Though 8C is really tempting..

I'm gonna go with.. 2!

Because that is either going to be hilarious or horrifying. xD

swindleslog October 27 2011, 02:38:05 UTC

Swindle and Lockdown- preparing for business on the planet Amazon

"How come you can fondle your windshield if I can't?"

"Because it's my windshield. You could have gotten altered for this too, but you said no."

"That's because it'd be wierd. I like my body."

Swindle snorted, a very undelicate sound for his temporary vocalizer. "That's rich, coming from you with your limb-a-day fetish."

"That's different and you know it."

"It's not like it's permanent. I'm keeping it and the files on the procedure for future visits, but it's really not even that extreme. We just nixed all my extra weapons systems back to my subpace and we had lots of room to slim me up. Smaller servos, add a little to the hips and thighs, and voila! Insta-femininity."

Lockdown gave Swindle a once over. "They did more than that."

"Well yes, obviously, but that's easily-"

"Different mouth, did something subtle to the shape of your eyes, rounder bits to your face-"

"Lockdown."

"Little hands, that new windshield, fuller aft ( ... )

marysuofyay October 27 2011, 02:53:49 UTC

Ahahahaha! XD

I eagerly await for this to actually be written. This is.. Magical. Both blurbs from this one.

Oh, Swindle. Only you, Swindle. Only you.

kookaburra1701 October 26 2011, 19:03:58 UTC

1a!

swindleslog October 27 2011, 03:38:21 UTC

Thundercracker in possession of Hot Rod- Hot Rod being preparedHe hunched and bucked and kicked, but it was no use. The bonds held fast. It was better than being examined and manipulated like a rag doll, but barely ( ... )