This is the best thing ever in the history of everything:
Wow, Chad had so lost the plot. "I'm, like, the normal, focused, straight-down-the-middle jock. How'd I end up in the psychotic, orgiastic, stoner, trust fund, drama kid group?"
"You have a really pretty mouth," Katie offered, as if this was all the explanation needed. She bit her straw.
Chad turned to Ryan in despair. Ryan would make sense of it all.
"Orgiastic is a good word," Ryan said idly.
And after all the hilarity, now I'm feeling all sad for Chad. *sniffs*
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Wow, Chad had so lost the plot. "I'm, like, the normal, focused, straight-down-the-middle jock. How'd I end up in the psychotic, orgiastic, stoner, trust fund, drama kid group?"
"You have a really pretty mouth," Katie offered, as if this was all the explanation needed. She bit her straw.
Chad turned to Ryan in despair. Ryan would make sense of it all.
"Orgiastic is a good word," Ryan said idly.
And after all the hilarity, now I'm feeling all sad for Chad. *sniffs*
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And hee! I love that part (obviously, seeing as I made it the summary). Poor, abused Chad. And yet...he does it to himself.
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