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Sep 18, 2005 19:40

emma and i are so fucking sweet, i don't know how to describe it.



plane ride out: what if i came to school with my collar popped?
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omg yous a cutie: haha
omg yous a cutie: i would sing to you
omg yous a cutie: and thank you for keeping your neck warm
plane ride out: hahaha
plane ride out: why would you sing to me?
omg yous a cutie: because you would become friends with Mr. Constant Collar Put-er Upper!
omg yous a cutie: and you would be decked in a popper collar, and teach us that we no longer have to live with a cold, back of the neck!
plane ride out: who is mr. constant collar put-er upper?
omg yous a cutie: The GOD of collar put-er uppers
plane ride out: hahah who the hell is that?
omg yous a cutie: i have yet to meet him
plane ride out: WHAT
plane ride out: i'm so confused
omg yous a cutie: hahahah
omg yous a cutie: i don't know
omg yous a cutie: i was just talking out of my ass
plane ride out: your neighbo
plane ride out: r
omg yous a cutie: WHSAT?
plane ride out: that kid
plane ride out: that's your neighbor-ish
omg yous a cutie: VICH VONE?
plane ride out: he was new last year i think?
plane ride out: in our grade?
omg yous a cutie: LANCE?
plane ride out: no?
plane ride out: he's tall
omg yous a cutie: oh um..
omg yous a cutie: LOUIE
plane ride out: and has curly hair
omg yous a cutie: hahah
plane ride out: YES
plane ride out: him
plane ride out: he pops his collar quite often
omg yous a cutie: yes, he could very well be the god then
plane ride out: he has a shirt that says something on the inside of the collar so when he pops it you can read it.
omg yous a cutie: BUT than again, so could chris summers
plane ride out: chris sommers went total different over the summer.
plane ride out: they could be popped collar brothers in action
omg yous a cutie: because i think the old GOD recruited him and turned him in an Abercrombie wearing Collar Put-er Upper!
plane ride out: i don't know what happneed to him
plane ride out: but in 2nd hour he's always really sweaty
plane ride out: and wiping himself
omg yous a cutie: hahah
omg yous a cutie: prolly because he um does a lot of acid
omg yous a cutie: which makes your heart beat really fast
omg yous a cutie: which makes you sweat
plane ride out: hahaha
omg yous a cutie: which makes you loose a lot of weight
plane ride out: or maybe he's rolling face
omg yous a cutie: haha
omg yous a cutie: POSSIBLY
plane ride out: or dripping balls
plane ride out: one of them
omg yous a cutie: haha
omg yous a cutie: and i think if that is the case, he wants someone to GET LOW and lick the sweat off his balls.
plane ride out: hahaha
plane ride out: his girlfriend maybe?
plane ride out: or are they not dating anymore
omg yous a cutie: possibly
omg yous a cutie: the one that cheated on him last year
plane ride out: she probably dumped him after he popped his collar
omg yous a cutie: hahah
omg yous a cutie: PROBABLY.
omg yous a cutie: i think he might be cheating on her with the GOD of the Collar Put-er Uppers
plane ride out: hahaha
omg yous a cutie: and he's guilty
plane ride out: probably
omg yous a cutie: and maybe he worries about it all the time
plane ride out: maybe that's why he's sweaty
plane ride out: because
omg yous a cutie: and maybe that's why he sweats
omg yous a cutie: YES!
omg yous a cutie: we are so smart
plane ride out: he has lots of sex with the collar popper
plane ride out: and get's really sweaty for 2nd hour
omg yous a cutie: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs *sings in man voice*
plane ride out: or gets really nervous for sex because he his collar pop-ness needs to be evaluated before he has sex with the GOD of collar poppers
omg yous a cutie: AYE! possibly! that could very well be the problem.
plane ride out: it could be many things
plane ride out: but we all know it has to do with 1 thing: POPPED COLLARDS.
plane ride out: collars*
omg yous a cutie: THUS IS THE TRUTH
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