Any other ladies like me who has a pungent rotten egg odor emenating from their muffhole ?

Finally got my picture to upload. If anyone else has any other ideas on how to stop it from itching let me know.

Hope you like my panties, my grandson bought them for me.


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Wow, what a day I've had! I spent three hours at the hospital again today and it wasn't good. Apparently the ass rash is something called "septic gonduloras" which basically means that my ass fungus has managed to spread out from my anus and infect the skin on my butt cheeks, creating a colorful array of exploding zits. I am going to put a photo ( Read more... )

I am still able to get my whole fist inside, even with the current swelling problems. I also have a rash on my ass, I will take a photo and show you, see if anyone knows what it is.

I caught my grandson and his friends using my crotchless panties as a sling. They had some left over hush puppies from Captain D's and were firing them at cars as they drove past. I was very upset and told him that was the last time he would see or use my panties. I don't wear them a lot these days, because they interefere with my hemorroids and ( Read more... )

I don't know why some people are simply offended by my photograph. It is upsetting that some people are so repressed. I know I am good looking, people tell me all day long. I may not be one of these young skinny bi-sexual teenagers, but I can do things with a can of budweiser that these girls could never do... example: I can put it in my ass ( Read more... )

I just had this cute young guy email me, his name is rufus, he looks really really cute and wants to have lots of fun with an older woman!!! Well I told him I could help him experience things he has only dreamed of. I think he is 19 or 20, which is just in my preferred age range. Mmmm Mmmm ( Read more... )

Sorry I've not posted for a while. My grandson has been staying with me and I have been busy. wink wink. He is 18 years old and beautiful. We have been giving each other oily massages and each time they get more and more erotic. Finally the other night I took the hint and slid that hot piece of meat between my bacon slabs. He pulled out just ( Read more... )

It feels like I have razor burn but I haven't shaved yet.

Oh yeah, thanks to u of a&m basketball team for a great evening on Saturday. Never thought I could really handle that many folks at once but it was worth it. My 'P' was a little sore this morning, the latex in condoms tends to irritate, that's why I would rather not use condoms ( Read more... )