coffee of doom.

[swirl_girlx]

sup motherbitches. I have ten hours of work today and it is crap. the cash register won't open and apparently my bosses all need to spend three hours in church when I need their help. so you should probably come visit me and hold me back when I strangle anyone who asks for a grande or venti latte

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[madcaptenor]

don't strangle them! just secretly give them decaf.

[swirl_girlx]

my god. i don't even know if i cold stoop so low.

...yes i could.

[madcaptenor]

and then they'll decide that your coffee sucks, and they won't come back. so you won't have to deal with them any more.

[swirl_girlx]

Aw but i want them to come back and give us money, so I continue having my really excellent job! Those bastards...

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[jezebel_rose]

i will definitely stop by soon! i am happy to hear that the job situation has gotten better!

[bluerosefairy]

I am totally with you in spirit. Maybe you could make me an iced cafe latte with the right balance of sugar and cream and not drown it in milk? Because apparently, Korea cannot.

[swirl_girlx]

I'd add two extra shots. One espresso, one love! (god I am sappy.)

[drksoulhuntress]

My car is still dead wo I won't be visiting you at work any time soon but every time I see you use that icon I get a little pang of pride. haha.