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[swirlyfacetobi]

I've been a good boy lately so I'm rewarding myself with a:

CONFESSION MEME

Comment anonymously or unanonymously with your confessions. HOWEVER!! You must comment with TWO TRUTHS AND ONE LIE. That makes it more fun! PEOPLE CAN GUESS!!

If you do this wrong and ruin my meme, I will kill you. Seriously. Don't do it.

Comments

[attitudinal]

I'm going to kill Naruto.
I'm going to kill Itachi.
I have every intention of returning to Konoha.

[ecconcentrical]

That's not fucking obvious at all.

[oopsdeadclan]

Should I put in my order for a walking frame now or later?