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swissarmybot

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Mar 27, 2011 19:06

HI, SPHERE. MY NAME IS SKYWALKER.

I'M AN ASTROMECH DROID SEEKING EMPLOYMENT, BUT IT SEEMS THAT YOU DON'T HAVE ANY STARSHIPS HERE.

WHAT TO DO?

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tetsu_puppy March 28 2011, 04:33:53 UTC

You're a what?

swissarmybot March 28 2011, 15:43:08 UTC

[ Let's use the simple words this time. ]

A MACHINE. A SMART ONE. SMARTER THAN YOU.

tetsu_puppy March 30 2011, 04:08:52 UTC

I've never heard of a smart machine. Sorry.

swissarmybot March 31 2011, 18:05:15 UTC

YOU AND MOST PEOPLE HERE.

YET HERE I AM.

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lingeringlegacy March 28 2011, 06:49:04 UTC

[Starships? ...Droid? Let's give it a poke.]

Hello, Skywalker. Judging from your professed credentials, you might be suitable for Residential Maintenance. You might find the utilities in general rather simple, though.

interveningly March 28 2011, 09:20:20 UTC

Ludicrously simple, compared to starship mech. [Not that... he really knows, given that his skills are all in MS engineering. BUT HE'S PRETTY SURE A STARSHIP IS MORE COMPLICATED] Nonetheless, the additional assistance would be appreciated.

swissarmybot March 28 2011, 15:51:23 UTC

I CAN REPORT THERE ON A TEMPORARY BASIS UNTIL MY USEFULNESS IN THAT POSITION IS DETERMINED.

interveningly March 28 2011, 21:03:21 UTC

You will likely find the work simplistic, but this place appears to be lacking in those with electrical and mechanical repair skills.

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truthtouched March 29 2011, 03:11:04 UTC

Star-what?

swissarmybot March 31 2011, 18:01:12 UTC

SHIPS.

YOU KNOW, BIG THINGS THAT FLOAT AROUND IN AIR OR WATER.

EXCEPT IN SPACE. WITH STARS.

truthtouched March 31 2011, 18:19:12 UTC

That's possible?

swissarmybot March 31 2011, 18:42:57 UTC

I HOPE SO.

OTHERWISE MY EXISTENCE IS A LIE.

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