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[swissarmybot]

I CAN'T THINK OF A GRACEFUL WAY TO PUT THIS, SO I'LL JUST GET TO THE POINT

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[felinemystique]

[troll]

[don't troll]

[troll]

[don't troll]

[decisions, decisions]

You might want to ask Bell.

[swissarmybot]

[ how many chances do you get to troll a troll? ]

WHERE CAN I FIND HIM?

[felinemystique]

Oh, I have no doubt he'll be replying to this entry any time now. This is right up his alley.

[interveningly]

I have some on hand - come over after work, I can assist in applying it.

[grab_my_bells]

You? Really? I never would have guessed.

[interveningly]

Keeping supplies stocked is important.

[swissarmybot]

THANKS.

I DON'T WANT SOPHY TO GET JEALOUS, THOUGH. I'LL NEVER HEAR THE END OF IT.

Crossed out things are legible.

[spandexisyouth]

Ah. [LONG PAUSE. REALLY LONG PAUSE.] You There are It is very embarrassing. Have you tried [pen rests here, darn his life.] oils?

[swissarmybot]

IS THERE ANOTHER KIND?

[spandexisyouth]

[He really, really doesn't want to have this conversation.] It is all... basically oil, but there are some that are... not as basic?

[swissarmybot]

I'VE TRIED COOKING OIL, IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE GETTING AT.

DAMNIT LUCE BEAT ME TO IT

[man_genius]

Ask Bell.

[Genius knows exactly what he's asking for since he's Ben's doctor]

[marrymarajade]

[Have you applied it to him in the past, Genius? Or just watched?]

[man_genius]

[I'd say both. You know, to mix it up a bit and keep the relationship exciting.

Doctor/Patient relationship. /coughs]

[marrymarajade]

[Though there probably wasn't much of that after February... Ben's a little more reluctant to show it to Genius now. He knows how open his other was about that thing.]

[marrymarajade]

[The words are slanted, clearly not written at the same angle. Ben saw this being written and decided to share the journal, but hasn't taken it away from the droid.]

I'm surprised it's lasted this long, actually.

[grab_my_bells]

You put it to great use, hm? You'll have to tell us some of your techniques and tips.

[marrymarajade]

I'm not sure I'd put it like that, but good lube is fairly essential to people like us.

[grab_my_bells]

Yeah, it's pretty essential. So what sort of things are you into? Sounds like there must be a lot of friction if you're going through it all this fast.