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[swissarmyknives]

What the hell.

Somehow over the weekend, I was married to some weird, random person and supposedly, I had three children. THREE CHILDREN. How...why...when...WHAT.

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO ME.

Liechtenstein, why am I wearing one of your dresses.

Comments

[pumpkinboobs]

You were so cute!~<3 You should dress that way more often!

[swissarmyknives]

We will not speak of this. Ever again.

[pumpkinboobs]

Don't be silly!~<3 I expect you to wear dresses 24/7 from now on!

[swissarmyknives]

NO

I'LL SHOOT YOU IF YOU MAKE ME