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[swissarmyknives]

Some of you have already met me and some of you haven't.

I'm Vash Zwingli. That's all you need to know.

Bother me and I shoot you. Got it?

Comments

[x_insensate_x]

Woo hoo, someone else who isn't a goddamn fruit.

[swissarmyknives]

A fruit? Please explain.

[x_insensate_x]

This.

[swissarmyknives]

Oh him? He deserves it.

[upyourscolonel]

bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother

[swissarmyknives]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING

[upyourscolonel]

BOTHERING YOU.

[swissarmyknives]

WELL I DON'T LIKE IT.

[shutup_ryoga]

I never liked Swiss cheese anyways.

[swissarmyknives]

I have nothing to do with Swiss cheese!

[shutup_ryoga]

But Swiss cheese comes from Switzerland.

[swissarmyknives]

Your point?

[hailbritanniaaa]

Trigger-happy as always.

[swissarmyknives]

You got a problem with that?

[hailbritanniaaa]

As long as it's directed at idiots, no.

[swissarmyknives]

Well you're not an idiot...not yet.