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swissarmyknives

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Mar 24, 2009 18:08

Team Hamburger.

It says here that a tight end is typically 6'4" or taller, and about 250 pounds. I am not 6'4" or taller and I definitely do not weigh 250 pounds. I refuse to play this position.

America. Please give me another position.

i refuse to play football, team hamburger, i don't drink, need to mantain my neutrality

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he totally thinks it's soccer. sconetastic March 25 2009, 02:33:06 UTC

I don't understand these positions. For sure, I'd be offense.

OH ARTHUR :3 swissarmyknives March 25 2009, 02:34:50 UTC

You don't understand.

x))) sconetastic March 25 2009, 03:49:42 UTC

What don't I understand? I have my uniform properly ironed already.

swissarmyknives March 25 2009, 03:50:30 UTC

It's American football.

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tienquanca March 25 2009, 03:45:44 UTC

I don't think anyone fits their position types on our team.

swissarmyknives March 25 2009, 03:46:27 UTC

I agree.

tienquanca March 25 2009, 03:47:22 UTC

Especially our 'captain'.

swissarmyknives March 25 2009, 03:47:48 UTC

Yes.

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wherestheluv March 25 2009, 05:18:15 UTC

I bet you'll be fine, just as long as the opposing team is all under 6'4 too.

swissarmyknives March 25 2009, 12:54:13 UTC

I suppose.

wherestheluv March 25 2009, 12:58:17 UTC

Oh, and you should get some knee pads.

swissarmyknives March 25 2009, 12:59:10 UTC

Why.

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