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my hilarious students......
today after doing their assignment i asked them to write down any advice they had for me about dating, since i have a date tonight.
here, in all their glory, they are reproduced, all errors intact.
1.
Try not to be boring
Laugh but not to much, and laugh at things that are really funny
Say hey your funnier than I thought
Try to bring up a conversation
Ask questions but not to many
Smile but do it pretty
Try not to have sex on the first date
Look at his sneakers "eww" hell no [in other words if he has bad sneakers, say hell no]
2.
Be yourself
Just do not be a mess
Look nice so he can say you look nice
And if you had a nice time tell him to call you.
3.
Don't have sex on the 1st night
Look cute an show some skin but not 2 much bring a cute jacket
You can kiss but not to long
Make sure he no how to dress an got money
Make sure he have his own house
Dont try to act black
4.
[this one was from the boys, who NEVER DO ANY WORK]
1. Get some hair extentions
2. Get a grill
3. Get Earring
4. Get a big clock like Flavor Flav
5. Smoke some Reffer
6. Get all Pimped out!!!!!!!!!
7. Be Ghetto OR hood
8. [crossed out, can't read]
9. Take his wallet, Grab car keys [they said to do this so he has to call me]
10. Kiss him with tongue
11. Be OUT and chuck a duce [i have no idea what this means]
12. Dont wear those glasses
13. Dont mention ur Katz
14. Dont Laugh like that cause U ugly
15. Under any circumstances DON'T SMILE!!!!!!
16. Do the Beyonce dance
17. Get tatted
tatto's
A dragon eaten ur face
smiley Face
18. Dances
Crank that Batman
Crank that Superman
Spongbob
Wu tang
D-MAC
19. Wear all Black
5.
make sure he don't live with his mom
Don't where a Dress
Don't pay the Bill.
he have to look nice/cute
Kiss him at the door of your house.
Don't say he look cute/nice unless he say it first.
make sure he pull out the chair.
make sure he hold the door.
make sure he is clean.
make sure you look cute.
6.
Look nice
act look a women
No stupid shoe
wear some nice hill [she means "heels"]
give him a kiss
smile but not 2 much
... so one student was like, "bring this list on the date. but don't show him. because then he will think you are stupid. put it in your purse. and if you have to look at it tell him you have to go to the bathroom. but don't use the word bathroom. say rest room or ladies room." I AM NOT KIDDING.
today after doing their assignment i asked them to write down any advice they had for me about dating, since i have a date tonight.
here, in all their glory, they are reproduced, all errors intact.
1.
Try not to be boring
Laugh but not to much, and laugh at things that are really funny
Say hey your funnier than I thought
Try to bring up a conversation
Ask questions but not to many
Smile but do it pretty
Try not to have sex on the first date
Look at his sneakers "eww" hell no [in other words if he has bad sneakers, say hell no]
2.
Be yourself
Just do not be a mess
Look nice so he can say you look nice
And if you had a nice time tell him to call you.
3.
Don't have sex on the 1st night
Look cute an show some skin but not 2 much bring a cute jacket
You can kiss but not to long
Make sure he no how to dress an got money
Make sure he have his own house
Dont try to act black
4.
[this one was from the boys, who NEVER DO ANY WORK]
1. Get some hair extentions
2. Get a grill
3. Get Earring
4. Get a big clock like Flavor Flav
5. Smoke some Reffer
6. Get all Pimped out!!!!!!!!!
7. Be Ghetto OR hood
8. [crossed out, can't read]
9. Take his wallet, Grab car keys [they said to do this so he has to call me]
10. Kiss him with tongue
11. Be OUT and chuck a duce [i have no idea what this means]
12. Dont wear those glasses
13. Dont mention ur Katz
14. Dont Laugh like that cause U ugly
15. Under any circumstances DON'T SMILE!!!!!!
16. Do the Beyonce dance
17. Get tatted
tatto's
A dragon eaten ur face
smiley Face
18. Dances
Crank that Batman
Crank that Superman
Spongbob
Wu tang
D-MAC
19. Wear all Black
5.
make sure he don't live with his mom
Don't where a Dress
Don't pay the Bill.
he have to look nice/cute
Kiss him at the door of your house.
Don't say he look cute/nice unless he say it first.
make sure he pull out the chair.
make sure he hold the door.
make sure he is clean.
make sure you look cute.
6.
Look nice
act look a women
No stupid shoe
wear some nice hill [she means "heels"]
give him a kiss
smile but not 2 much
... so one student was like, "bring this list on the date. but don't show him. because then he will think you are stupid. put it in your purse. and if you have to look at it tell him you have to go to the bathroom. but don't use the word bathroom. say rest room or ladies room." I AM NOT KIDDING.