Stole from Melanie
THE GENERIC TEENAGE STEREOTYPE
do you drink [alcohol]? Not since I was 6 and the time Melanie put something in my Pepsi
do you party a lot? how often? Only when my friends throw one and I guess that's often?
do you use drugs for recreatioal purposes? No
do you skip classes? how often? I cuoldn't skip because I would have no where to go. My house is really far away and I would probably have no money.
do you have casual sex? Protected? STILL A VIRGIN.
do you steal? I borrow money..
do you wear in inappropriate clothing? Hahaha no.
do you drool over celebrites? JESSE MCCARTNEY. THEEHEHEHEHEHE.
do you watch a lot of TV? Yes
do you ever watch the news? sometimes? Sometimes
do you even care about world issues? Because of environmental I do.
do you read books often? I looooooove reading, even if they are my trashy romance novels.
are you failing a lot of your classes? Not yet..
do you spend most of your time with your friends? With my rowing friends, si.
do you smoke cigarettes? No
do you hang out a lot in malls, or at seven elevens? I hate slurpess and hardly ever go to the mall.
do you often find yourself with a crush on someone? Sometimes
do you cuss a lot? OF FUCKING COURSE I DO.
are you desperate to fit in? Not really.
are you intelligent? Hhaha sometimes.
THE GOTH STEREOTYPE
black lipstick? Do I wear it? No..
black eyeliner? No
black eyeshadow? No
black trenchcoat? No
black boots? No
black fishnets? No
black nail polish? No
cigarettes? No
heavy metal music? No
marilyn manson? No
kittie? No (I'm starting to get bored...)
cradle of filth? No
constant frown and peretual angst? No
do you like to be seen as? I don't like goths.
are you an intellectual? Yes?
an atheist? No
horrible home life? Only when Ellen is home.
hopelessly dperessed? No
suffereing with suicidal idealations? No
self-mutilation? No
THE PUNK STEREOTYPE
plaid? No
big black boots? No
mohawk? No
excessive earrings? [especially facial] I DON'T EVEN HAVE MY EARS PIERCED!
loud, confident, and opinionated? Sometimes
wild hair colors? No
nofx? Wha?
rancid? Uh
well versed on political scandals and outrages? No
THE JOCK STEREOTYPE
what's your iq? I have no idea.
do you watch a lot of sports? Rowing in the summer
play a lot of sports? no, ROWING!!!!! Basketball and volleyball sometimes.
talk a lot about sports? Only about rowing and complaining about it.
do you do anything, really, but think about sports? What?
are you arrogant? I think so?
are you a male or female whore? Oh of course.
are you homophobic? Nope
do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident? Nope.
but really you're a quivering mass of insecurity? I have that
boobs=yes? What?
parties=yes? HELL YES!
dropping out of high school and flipping burgers=yes? ....No. But I do like burgers.
THE GIRL STEREOTYPE
do you spend a lot of time on your appearence? Not really
have you ever been on a diet? I tried for a few days but then gave up.
how much did you lose? a lot? Hahah maybe 200 calories.
was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder? Uh.
do you make yourself throw up? No
make-up? Sometimes
low-cut tops? No, I have too many tans.
how big are your boobies? [cup size] 36B
do you ever flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it? Yeah
giggle a lot? Sometimes
what's the deal with boys? Boys are asses to me most of the time. Bad experiences.
thongs? I think they look uncomfortable.
pretty bras? I have a pretty green one :D
ym, teen, cosmo, et al? COSMO!!!!
who's the weaker sex? Men
are you a feminist? No
do you think Brad Pitt is hot? Who doesn't?!
how often do you shave your legs? Couple of days
how about your armpits? Everyday
are you emotional? Yes
especially when on your period? I'm a real bitch on my period.