I now have a Tamagotchi, and it's name is Byrne. As in David.

-Mary

Thus ends the longest, most stressful night of my life ( Read more... )

I HATE APPLE! FUCK YOU APPLE!

FUCK ALL OF THESE STUPID HOOPS I HAVE TO JUMP THROUGH TO GET MY FUCKING IPOD FIXED!!!

cold hands, warm heart
we just need some time apart
and everything will be ok

So there's this guy I've been thinking about a lot lately. And he lives so far away. And I wish he didn't.

I'm such a dork sometimes. No but really.

I want to lean into a knife. And that's all I'll have to think about. I won't have to hear these thoughts. I won't have to be strong and make sense of everything. I'll just have to focus on a sharp pain. It would be so much easier ( Read more... )

Today I found out that my boyfriend has a wife and kids.

I have never been so hurt in my entire life.

So thanks a lot.

Today I told my mom that I'm an alcoholic, so she's taking care of me.

I'm going to eat some chicken fried steak and watch a movie tonight, I think.

Friday, I'll have a job. But it will only last the one day.

Weirded out.

My ipod is completely broken all of the sudden. I hope the nerds at Best Buy can solve this riddle.

-Mary

Drunkest eva ( Read more... )

I hate college.

I'd better clean up my act.

...Tomorrow.

I wish Josh wasn't taking a nap ( Read more... )