I am Jack's complete lack of surprise

[swizzasnake]

Screw 'How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days' - that shit is easy. How to lose 3 'best friends' in 4 months? That takes skill (in spotting bullshit).

I had an immensely illuminating weekend and realised that I have finally reached the point where I would genuinely and truly rather be alone than deal with being made a fool of. Amazingly it came at exactly the

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[drunken_hedghog]

Oh FUCK. The hell, sweetheart? J and who else? I'm assuming J as she has been a Twunt of EPIC PROPORTIONS.

You know what though? Fuck the police, haters gonna hate and all that. You are AWESOME. I love you to pieces, and my first proper night out will be with you, you know that, right? That's how special you are.

[swizzasnake]

*hugs* Thank you hun-I will text you later and fill you in. She is indeed a twunt!