Oh, SHENANIGANS!

[swmbo]

One of my coworkers is at home sick with a 103 fever from the flu. I feel bad for him

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[wesleysgirl]

Not-sick co-worker should get one of those hospital masks. O.o

[swmbo]

Hhahaha, YES HE SHOULD, oh man.

(And you having said this makes me realize I WROTE that paranoia into my yuletide fic. Apparently I STILL have turn fiction into reality!)

[petzipellepingo]

You're lucky he isn't spray any of you down...

[swmbo]

Hahhaa, I was laughing at him and he DID spray a puff of lysol in my direction!

[marguerite_26]

PUTS HIS SHIRT OVER HIS MOUTH WHEN WALKING BY SICK COWORKER'S DESK.

AHAHHAHA. omg. Suggest a garlic necklace. JUST TO SEE IF THEY LISTEN.

[swmbo]

Oh man, it DOES have immune boosting properties!!! (Although as much as I love garlic, what if he DOES listen and then my office smells like garlic?! Of course, it WOULD make us vampire proof, so that's a bonus)

[ljs]

Perhaps your co-worker should invest in a bandanna to wear over his mouth. Then he could also cos-play as a cowboy.

Enjoy the day of warmth!

[hugs]

[swmbo]

YES, that would be amazing, the versatility of it all! And if he gets sick after all, he can dampen it in water to lay over his fevered brow!

THANK YOU! Oh man, I need to defrost my soul :)

[stoney321]

You should encourage him to use a cable and pulley system to drag himself around the office along the ceiling, as everyone knows flu germs fall to the ground.

Then start humming the theme to Mission Impossible. Or Laverne & Shirley.

Swm, I have the most marvelous cup of tea right now, and there will be salty fries in my immediate future, and life is mighty fine. I WISH YOU OPEN WINDOWS TODAY! Speaking of... *throws open the window here, too*

[swmbo]

Omg, salty fries sound like they would be MANNA FROM HEAVEN, I am starving. I am starving and I am *stealing your fries*, you can't even stop me.

Yes, let us all celebrate fresh air! Mmmm, BREATHING DEEP of NATURE.

Hahahah, yes, gravity + flu = BFF. Let the operation commence!