read this or you dont love me
001. What is your name?-- Samantha Jacqueline Cook
002. Spell your name backwards: -- KooC Enileuqcaj
Ahtnamas
003. Date of birth: -- July 9th, 1990
004. Male or female? -- female
005. Astrological sign: -- cancer
006. Nicknames: -- smam, sam, smamola,
007. Occupation? -- cleaning my floor of my house for
fifteen dollars a week
008. Height: -- five eight
009. Natural hair color: -- some shade of brown
010. Hair color: -- some shade of brown
011. Eye color: -- green
012. Where were you born? -- arlington washington.
013. Where do you reside now? -- mukilteo
014. Where do you wish you live? -- mukilteo
015. Screen names: -- pingwin04
016. E-mail addy: -- happysmam@yahoo.com
017. What does your screen name stand for? -- how i
cant say penguin right.
018. What is your LiveJournal name? -- swminsmam (isnt
that obvious)
019. What does your dafa name stand for? -- wtf is a
dafa?
020. Pets: -- a dog and a cat
021. .. number of candles you blew out on your last
birthday cake? -- 15
022. Piercings? -- two on on each ear
023. Tattoos? -- none
024. Shoe size: -- 8-9
025. Righty or lefty? -- righty
026. Wearing: -- corduroys, brown shirt with v neck
with pink tank top under it, flip flops
027. Hearing: -- lifetime movie
028. Feeling: -- sad
029. Eating/drinking: -- nothing i ate a lean cuisine
like an hour ago
RELATIONSHIPS
061. Have you ever been in love? -- yes.
062. How many people have you told "I love you"? -- a
bunch of friends and stuff one boyfriend.
063. How many people have you been in love with? -- 1.
064. How many people have you kissed? -- 4
065. Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex? --
yes.
066. How many people have you dated? -- 2
067. What do you look for in a guy/girl? -- sense of
humor and nice
068. What's the first thing you notice about the
opposite sex? -- eyes
069. What type of guy/girl do you usually go for? --
funny and really nice to me
070. Do you have a bf/gf? -- nope.
073. Do you have a crush right now? -- yes
074. If so who is it? -- dont worry about it
075. Do you believe in love at first sight? -- no
076. Do you remember your first love? -- how could i
forget? seriously, i would like to know.
077. Who is the first person you kissed? -- josh
craig, i hate that
078 Do you believe in fate? -- yes
079. Do you believe in soul mates? -- yes.
080. If so do you believe you'll ever find yours? --
yes. hopefully
FAMILY
104. How many siblings do you have? -- 4
105. What are your parents names? -- steve and terri
106. What are your siblings names? -- melanie, kim,
bryan, and i dnt know my other sisters name
107. How many siblings does your mother have? -- 2
108. How many siblings does your father have? -- 3
109. Where are your parents from? -- mom from
washington, same for dad sad i know
110. Is your family close? -- yup.
111. Does your family get together for holidays? --yes
112. Do you have a drunk uncle? -- yes.
113. Any medical problems run through your family? --
heart disease, cancer, osteoperosis, depression,
alcoholism im not sure of any others
114. Does someone in your family wear a toupee? -- no.
115. Do you have any nieces or nephews? -- one nephew
116. Are your parents divorced? -- yes
117. Do you have step parents? -- yes
118. Has your family ever disowned another member of
your family? -- no they have disowned us though
119. If so for what? -- he was crazy
120. Did some of your family come to America from
another country? -- yes norway and sweden.
MUSIC
121. What song do you swear was written about you or
your life? -- i dont know im just a kid or a song by
savage garden
122. What's the most embarrasing cd you own? -- none.
123. What's the best cd you own? -- my mixes
124. What song do you absolutely hate? -- mad world
125. Do you sing in the shower? --occasionally.
126. What song reminds you of that special someone? --
there isn't really a special someone right now.
127. Give a lyric from an artist off the top of your
head. -- i aint saying shes a golddigger but she aint
messin with no broke nigga
FAVORITES
152. Color: -- pink
153. Food: -- tomatos and cheese
154. Song: -- all that ive got the used
155. Show: -- the oc
156. School subject: -- math or english or viscom idk
i would just rather not go to school
157. Band/singer: -- kenny chesney/kanye west
158. Animal: -- penguins
159. Outfit: -- comfy&cute
160. Radio station: --93.3 hella gangsta
161. Movie: -- idk im obsessed with way to many movies
162. Pair of shoes: -- flip flops
163. Cartoon: -- tom and jerry or south park
164. Actor: -- will smith or denzel idk
165. Actress: -- julia roberts
166. Potato chip: -- barbeque
167. Drink: -- diet pepsi
168. Alcoholic drink: -- coconut rum/vodka
169. Holiday: -- christmas
170. Perfume/cologne: -- anything victoria secret/aqui
di gio
171. Pizza topping: --sauusage and cheese
172. Jello flavor: -- watermelon
173. Lunch meat: -- honey baked ham
174. Board game: -- life/monopoly
175. Video game: -- mario
176. Website: -- livejournal/myspace
177. Book: -- all harry potters.
178. Computer game: -- solitaire
179. Number: -- 420
180. Cereal: -- i dont eat cereal
181. Comedian: -- larry the cable guy
182. Dessert: -- fried ice cream
183. Disney character: -- simba
184. Clothing store: -- AE
185. Pastime: -- friends
186. Teacher: -- mrs farrar
187. Childhood toy: -- barbies
188. Carnival game/ride: -- hangliders
189. Candy bar: -- take 5
190. Magazine: -- teen people
191. Salad dressing: -- ranch
192. Thing to do on the weekend: -- go to beach, henrys, smoke weed
193. Hot drink: -- hot chocolate
194. Season: -- winter
195. Sport to watch: -- football
196. Person to talk to online: -- jeff, everybody idk
197. What color are your sheets? -- snowmen
198. What color are your bedroom walls? --blue and white
199. Do you have posters on your wall? -- hella
200. If so of what? --everything
201. Do you have a tv in your bedroom? -- yes
202. How many pillows are on your bed? -- alot
203. What do you normally sleep in? -- sweats and a
tshirt
204. Describe your favorite pair of pajamas: -- sweats
and a tshirt
205. What size bed do you have? -- twin
206. Do you have a waterbed/bunkbed/daybed? -- bed.
207. Do you have your own phone line in your bedroom?
-- no
208. Do you listen to music while trying to fall
asleep? -- yes.
209. Describe the last nightmare you had: -- umm that my mom caught me with weed or something like that
210. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? -- no my dog krystal is fluffy enough
211. How many people can comfortably sleep in your
bed? -- one
212. Do you sleep in any unusual positions? -- yes fetal.
213. Do you have to share your bedroom with a sibling?
-- no.
214. Do you snore? -- yes i think idk
215. How about drool? -- no
216. Do you have an alarm clock in your room? -- yes
217. What color is the carpet in your room? --
grey
218. What's under your bed? -- shit
THIS OR THAT
219. Coke/Pepsi: -- pepsi
220. Doughnuts/bagels: -- doughnuts
221. Day/night: -- night
222. Wicked witch of the east/wicked witch of the
west: -- wicked witch of the west
223. Heaven/hell: -- heaven
224. Hugs/Kisses: -- hugs
225. Coffee/tea: -- coffee
226. Hamburgers/hotdogs: -- hamburgers
227. Rap/rock: -- rap hella gangster
228. Britney/Christina: -- christina
229. Swiss cheese/american cheese: -- american
230. Real World/Road Rules: -- real world
231. Backstreet Boys/*Nsync: --backstreet al the way
232. Silver/gold: -- silver
233. Nike/Adidas: -- adidas
234. McDonalds/Taco Bell: -- taco bell
235. Sweet/sour: -- sweet
236. Punk/emo: -- punk hehe
237. Hot/cold: -- warm
238. Winter/summer: -- winter
239. Spring/fall: -- spring
240. Operas/plays: -- plays
241. Read/watch tv: -- watch tv
242. Cd's/tapes: -- cds
243. Dvd's/vhs: -- DVDs
244. Old/new: -- both
245. Shorts/skirts: -- skirts
246. Pink/red: -- pink
247. Colored pictures/black and white photos: -- black
and white
248. Meat/vegetables: --meat
249. Mexican food/chinese food: --- mexican, unless its golden house mmmmmm
250. Commercials/infomercials: -- infomertials bitch
251. Scary movies/comedies: -- commedies
252. Bikinis/one piece bathing suits: -- bikinis
253. Sandals/tennis shoes: -- sandals
254. Dogs/cats: -- dogs
255. Unicorns/fairies: -- fairies
256. Water/land: -- water
257. Sugar/spice: -- spice
258. Black/white: -- black
259. Ribbons/bows: --bows
260. Chicken/beef: --chicken
261. Colored christmas lights/regular white christmas
lights: -- colored white are for rich fags
262. Cars/trucks: -- trucks
263. Austin Powers/James Bond: -- austin powers
264. Popcorn/pretzels: -- popcorn
265. Hip-hop/Rock: -- rock
266. Passionate kiss/peck: -- passionate.
267. WWE wrestling/ real wrestling: -- WWE for real
268. Back rub/foot massage: -- back rub
269. Picture frames/photo albums: -- photo albums
270. Pens/pencils: -- pens.
OPINIONS
271. Eminem: -- awesome
272. Virgins: -- haha whatever do what they want
273. God: -- love him
274. The Osbournes: --so lame
275. Reality TV: -- addictive.
276. J.Lo: -- annoying.
277. Religion: -- christian is cool
278. Emo music: -- lame.
279. Valentine's Day: -- depressing.
280. Christina Aguilera's comeback: -- cool
281. Homosexuals: -- cute. if they are guys
282. Abortion: -- illegal unless raped
283. Inter-racial relationships: -- it's what's inside
that counts.
284. Murder: -- bad
285. Death: -- only natural is good
286. Obesity: -- me
287. Pre-marital sex: -- good
288. Terrorism: -- scary.
289. Pornography: -- whatever.
290. Fortune tellers: -- awesome
291. Threesomes: -- akward
292. Prostitution: -- gross
294. Country music: -- fucking awesome
295. George W. Bush: -- is stupid i dont lik ehim
296. Cloning: -- weird
297. Britney's boobs: -- i dont really care.
298. Gas prices in America: -- really high
NAME GAME
What Do You Think Of When You Hear These Common
Names?...
299. Jack: -- jill
300. Tiffany: -- jewlery
301. Ben: -- Kweller
303. Jennifer: -- aniston
304. Nicole: -- Richie
305. Amy: -- mazama
306. Adam: -- Brody.
307. Richard: -- dead uncle
308. Justin: -- Vorhees
309. Arnold: -- Schwartzenager
310. Tom: -- Hines
311. Melissa: -- Ashby
312. Charlotte: -- 's Web
313. Harold: -- newspaper
314. John: -- my dad
315. Joel: -- Baxter
316. Vanessa: -- williams
317. Michelle: -- Full House
318. Kevin: -- my cousin
319. Brent: -- the annoying kid.
320. Jake: -- britton
321. Billy: -- Billy's Billy.
322. Sarah: -- crane
323. Natalie: -- portman
324. Christy: -- leanord
325. Nick: -- Conover
326. Linda: -- shminda
327. Taylor: -- McKinney
328. Jordan: -- micheal
329. Jamie: -- my moms friend
330. Adrian: -- bogen
HAVE YOU EVER
331. Mooned anyone? -- no
332. Been on a diet? -- hahahaha. yes.
333. Been to a foreign country? -- if canada counts.
334. Broken a bone? -- no
335. Swallowed a tooth/cap/filling? -- no.
336. Swear at a teacher? -- yes.
337. Talked to an LJ member via e-mails or instant
messages? -- yes
338. Got in a fight? -- yes
339. Dated a teacher? -- no.
340. Laughed so hard you peed your pants? -- yes.
341. Thought about killing your enemy? -- yes.
342. Gone skinny dipping? -- yes
343. Met another LJ member in the flesh? -- yes.
344. Told a little white lie? -- yes
345. Told a secret you swore not to tell? -- yes.
346. Used a foreign object to masturbate? -- no.
347. Misused a swear word and it sounded absolutely
stupid? -- yes
348. Been on tv? -- no
349. Been on the radio? -- no.
350. Been in a mosh pit? -- kind of
351. Been to a concert? -- yes
352. Dated one of your best friends? -- yes
353. Loved someone so much it makes you cry? -- yes.
354. Decieved somebody close to you? -- yes
355. Broken the law? -- yes.
356. Been to a rodeo? -- maybe
357. Been on a talk show? -- no.
358. Been on a game show? -- yes
359. Been on an airplane? -- yes.
360. Got to ride on a firetruck? -- yes
361. Came close to dying? -- yes.
362. Cheated on a bf/gf? -- no.
363. Gave someone a piggy back ride? -- yes.
364. Terrorized a babysitter? -- no.
365. Made a mud pie? --yes.
366. Had a dream that you're falling off a cliff? --
yes.
367. Snuck out of the house at night? -- yes
368. Been so drunk you don't remember your name? --
maybe i dont remmeber hahah
369. Had an eating disorder? -- no i tried once and i sucked
370. Felt like you didn't belong? -- yes.
371. Felt like the 3rd wheel? -- yes.
372. Smoked? -- yes.
373. Done drugs? -- yes.
374. Stolen money from a poor person begging on the
street? -- no.
375. Had your tonsils removed? -- yes
376. Gone to camp? -- yes
377. Won a bet? -- yes.
378. Written a love letter? -- yes
379. Gone out of your way to be with the one you love?
-- no
380. Written a love poem? -- yes
381. Kissed in the rain? --kind of.
382. Slow danced with someone you love? -- no
383. Participated in cyber sex? -- no.
384. Faked an orgasm? -- yup kind of.
385. Stolen a kiss? -- yup.
386. Asked a friend for relationship advice? -- yes.
387. Had a friend steal your bf/gf? -- no.
388. Watched the sunset/rise with someone you love? --
no
389. Gotten a speeding ticket? -- no.
390. Done jail time? -- no.
391. Had to wear a uniform to work? -- no.
392. Won a trophy? -- no
393. Thrown up in public? -- yes.
394. Bowled a perfect game? -- no.
395. Failed/got held back? -- no.
396. Got perfect attendance in grade school? -- no.
397. Roasted pumpkin seeds? -- yes.
398. Taken ballet lessons? -- yes.
399. Attempted suicide? -- yes.
400. Gone to an asylum? -- yes kind of
CHILDHOOD
401. Did you play with Barbies? -- yes
402. Did you own Treasure Trolls? -- no.
403. Did you watch Beverly Hills 90210? -- yes
404. Did you play Simon Says? -- yes.
405. Did you watch Fraggle Rock? -- no.
406. Did you wet the bed? -- no.
407. Did you believe there were monsters in your
closet or under your bed? -- yes.
408. Did you wear the underwear with the days of the
week on them? -- yes
409. Were you shy? -- yes
410. Were you spoiled? -- no.
411. Were you abused? -- yes
412. Did you go to the circus? -- yes.
413. Did you go to the zoo? -- yes.
414. Were you in a car accident? -- no.
415. Did you build snowmen? -- yes.
416. Did you cry when you scraped your knee? -- yes.
417. Were your older cousins mean to you? -- yes he cut a chunk of my hair out
418. Did you think slinkies were cool? -- yes i still do
419. Did you think the Ninja Turtles really lived in
the sewer? -- no.
420. Were you afraid of the dark? -- yes.
421. Did you have slumber parties? -- yes.
422. Did you have New Kids On The Block sheets,
curtains, sleeping bags, dolls and pajamas? -- no.
423. Did you tease your hair out like Tiffany? -- no.
424. Did you believe in the Easter Bunny/Santa Claus/
and the Tooth Fairy? -- yes.
RANDOMNESS
425. Do you believe in aliens? -- no
426. Name 3 things that are next to your computer: --
cell phone, house phone, cds
428. Do you wish MTV would play music videos? --yes.
429. If you were to star in a movie, what kind of
movie would it be? -- comedy
430. What would your movie star name be? -- sam cook
431. Do you play any sports? -- swim a bit
432. What's the scariest movie you've ever seen? --
exorcism of emily rose
433. What is the best movie you've seen in the theater
or rented recently? -- excorcism of emily rose
434. What is the dumbest movie you've ever seen? --
anchorman
435. Do you drive? -- no
436. What is your dream car? -- really nice bumpin truck
437. Do you think you're good looking? -- no.
438. Do others think you are good looking? --i dont know prob not
439. Would you ever sky dive? -- yes
440. Do you believe in Bigfoot? -- no.
441. How many rooms do you have in your house? -- 4
bedrooms
442. Are you afraid of roller coasters? -- yes.
443. Do you believe in God? -- yes
444. Do you believe in Satan? -- yes but he is bad
445. Do you believe there is a heaven? -- yes
446. Do you believe there is a hell? -- yes
447. Do you own a pool table? -- no.
448. Do you have a pool? -- no.
449. Do you have a dishwasher in your kitchen? -- yes.
450. Do you like chocolate? -- yes but not too much
451. Who/what is on your 2005 calendar? -- idk
452. How many U.S. states have you been to? -- liuek 10
453. Ever wished on a shooting star? -- yes.
454. Best Halloween costume you ever wore? -- idk
456. What is your weakness? -- weed, boys, cigarettes, alcohol, loneliness
457. Name something you can't get enough of: -- love
458. Describe yourself in 3 adjectives: -- idk
459. How many kids do you want to have? -- two.
460. Future daughters names: -- Constance or Alexandria
461. Future sons names: -- Constantine
462. What is your ideal way to die? -- sleeping next to the one i love
463. How do you release stress? -- cry and scream and hit something idk
464. Are you a trendy person? -- sometimes.
465. Are you an artistic person? -- i try to be.
466. Are you a realistic person? -- kind of
467. Do you un-tie your shoes every time you take them
off? -- no.
468. Are you a strong person? -- sometimes not really though
469. Are you a strong willed person? -- yes.
470. Who is the last person to e-mail you? -- livejournal
471. Who is the last person to IM you? -- micheal
472. Do you hate chain e-mails? -- yes.
473. Are you a deep sleeper? -- yes.
474. Are you a good story teller? -- yes
475. What do you believe is your best quality? -- you
tell me.
476. What is your greatest accomplishment? -- getting
through a lot of shit.
477. Do you like to burn candles or incense? --
both i like to burn everything
478. Do you do yoga? -- no, i can't take it seriously
enoug.
479. Do you have your own credit card? -- no.
480. Let's say you win the lotto, what do you do with
it? -- spend it, honestly
481. Do you have a check book? -- no.
482. Do you like your driver's license picture? -- i
don't have one.
483. Do you tan easily? -- no.
484. What color is your hair naturally? -- some shade of brown
485. How many fillings do you have? -- none
486. How many cavities did you have at your last
dentist visit? -- none.
487. Worst feeling in the world? -- lonliness
488. Best feeling in the world? -- love.
489. Is the glass half empty or half full? -- half
full most of the time
490. Last thing you downloaded? -- songs for mommy
491. Do you catch yourself using online terms in your
real life? -- no.
492. What do you think people think of you? -- io hope nice things
493. Are you a likeable person? -- i hope
494. Do you need therapy? -- yes.
495. Do you take medication for a chemical imbalance?
-- yes.
496. What's the best way to be proposed to? -- idk
497. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call
it Fed UPS: -- no.
498. When are you moving? -- in 2 years
499. What's your favorite phrase? --hella
500. Did this take so long it started to piss u off?
-- yeah..