5 words meme and a lot of crack
1. Colostomy : surgical formation of an artificial anus by connecting the colon to an opening in the abdominal wall (Merriam-Webster). I’ve never particularly liked them. When I worked in a surgical floor before, I had bad memories of being trapped in an isolation room, emptying and cleaning an eternally leaking colostomy dressing/bag, accidentally kicking a bucketful of liquid, wonderfully aromatic, C.diff-infested feces, and getting it all over my scrubs and shoes---with nobody outside to help me. ^__^ And in the E.R, of course, there was always the convenience of calling the Wound Nurse, but there was always the problem of getting supplies.
However, whenever mikochan_noda is associated with this curious little thing, it just ignites a creative bonfire in my head and all my perverted little muses start powwowing around it. It’s insane! I’ve given Sasuke a colostomy in a fic to show my love for Miko (in Nadir. Yes, it counts even if it was anastomosed later.). I’ve put mental colostomies on Karin and Sai just recently. . . It’s like a compulsion from fate, destiny, call it what you want.
Just. . . mikochan_noda + colostomy = OTP ♥
2. Sai: I think I actually read far enough into Naruto 2 to have gotten acquainted with Sai. Of course, there’s a spattering of later chapters that I’ve browsed here and there, as well as the interesting stuff mikochan_noda and mikochan_noda say about him. I think I actually have a rant somewhere in this LJ about how much I resented Sai having the name. . . well, “Sai,” when he first appeared in Naruto. Sai Sikatuna is a pretty old original character of mine and I am very fond of him. He has his share of issues (involvement in illegal stuff and being a little dead) but he’s a considerably saner than the Sai of the phallic fixation, whom I am convinced has a number of psychotic features. :D
Usually, I wouldn’t dare write a character (beyond a passing mention) I am not at least on friendly terms with, but Sai is a special case. You see, Sai is this very exciting catalyst of SasuSaku UST reactions. The repartee and perversion produced when he is included in the picture is just mind-blowing. *__*
I have to say, Sai is one of the reasons why I’m considering catching up and reading Naruto again. However, I will prudently defer such an undertaking till I at least find out what will happen in the following chapters. I don’t really have enough resources to again emotionally invest on this series, then later having to devote time, effort, tears, and blood to a full-blown, months-long angst mode just in case things don’t turn out too well. I just can’t. It’s one of the unfortunate effects of getting old.
(Growing up is a totally separate issue. Let’s not go there. ^__^ )
3. You are having my baby: this. THIS.
is a song by Paul Anka and it
brokemybrainandforcedcertainSSSpusherstorepairitwithlivingglueLIVINGswimmingGLUEbrainbreakssomemore
x__x What a horribly mind-fracturing, embarrassing song!
For the benefit of everyone, I’ll embed the video again. ( I can't find the 1976 footage from Midnight Special. Sadness!)
Enjoy. Xoxoxoxo
BTW, mikochan_noda is planning/writing a fic on this and I eagerly await it. I’m sure it will break my brain to even tinier pieces.
4. SasuSaku vs NaruSasu: there was a time when any mention of NaruSasu would have horrified me. Very shortly later, that horror turned into an almost pathologic curiosity. . . and titillating glee. Yes, kristiann , if you’re reading this, I have long indeed gone to the dark side and back. ^o^. And then some. XD. This came up because of mikochan_noda ’s Valentines Day drabble. It’s the year of the Golden Tiger, and the woman is definitely powering up some. (She now has control of most of my cerebral cortex. . . and for collateral, so I don’t betray her or the Don, in case DEA catches up with her for the highly addicitive SS-smex peddling, she also owns my left kidney, my right middle lung lobe, and some 30% of my liver-the functional, non-fatty parts, that is.)
Anyway, we had a rather profound and rather disturbing realization in one of the multitude of threads in her 482 reaction post. One of the most important plot points in a lot of sasusaku fics is basically the Uchiha clan restoration. Sakura, assuming she would have single births per pregnancy, would be able to pop out a baby per year, over say 20 years. A quick Google showed a page from a pediatric journal, where in it references to a 19th century medical journal citing a woman who had given birth to 69 children in 27 pregnancies. Being that neither Sakura nor Sasuke seem to have come from multiple births-that we know of---I doubt this is likely to happen for them. (We shouldn’t discount the effects of scary mutant chakra though. . . ) Let’s not even talk about the fact that more babies = more danger for Sakura herself. The true SasuSaku writer would not let Sasuke allow Sakura to be in such danger, unless writing a dark fic by design. ;__;
Okay. NaruSasu. Actually, it should be SasuNaru. *cough* Let’s say, through oiren no juutsu, a multitude of Naruko’s get impregnated---naturally or otherwise, I don’t really want to think that much into it. @__@ Um, and ok, with the Kyuubi’s help, theoretically, Naruto can sustain the juutsu over a whole nine months for several clones, right? Now let’s take this even further and assume that with Kyuubi’s alien chakra, the normal fetal development is pushed into hyperspeed. How many, in the same 20 years, will the NaruSasu group produce? Can you imagine? And, and! Naruto has this self-healing ability that will minimize the health hazards of great-grand-multiparity. The Naruko’s can have as many pregnancies as they want!
Verdict: NaruSasu outbabies SasuSaku by far! T___T
The Optimal Uchiha Clan Revival Solution Proposal: NaruSasuSaku (with Suigetsu and Karin as surrogate baby-making vessels on the side because Team Hebi/Taka apparently exists to be used and disposed O__o).
5. Tsuruga Ren: The Adonis, Narcissus, and Endymion of the Skip Beat world, he is the inexorable, irrepressible King of the Night. One very dangerous student of the AMFOTA university, it’s actually debatable whether or not he has actually graduated from our fine institution. Ren himself did have a problem--- he has a long line of girlfriends in the past, all of whom had “dumped” him to test his affections and were sadly allowed to just go without a fight. He had a commitment problem to the worst degree: he didn’t open up to anybody, period, just hid behind that benign, sparkly, drop-dead bishie smile of his. *__*
Now here comes Kyoko and the tough-love machinations of the weird LME president, Takarada Lori: Tsuruga Ren LEARNS. Now here comes the conundrum, Kyoko is one of the more problematic students of AMFOTA university. Her delicate Fuwa-Sho-damaged constitution would be seared to ashes should she bask in the full rays of Tsuruga Ren’s true feelings. Ren hasn’t made his main attack yet, but he has been playfully nipping at the flanks of Kyoko’s formidable army of invisible little spirit chunks, hiding his true, dark and nebulous, colors behind that innocent façade, hiding his fearsome, weird-alien love-chakra among the perennial torpe of the AMOFTA students. Those little sorties of his have made widespread destruction---widespread! destruction!---to poor Kyoko’s sanity. @___@ Imagine how it would be like once Ren decides to commit all of his resources to her seduction and attack all out!
Kyoko is so doomed to fall.
(We are all so doomed to fall! *nose bleeds* Hail, King of the Night! We might as well elevate you to AMFOTA godhood, heaven help us.)
The first five people to comment in this post get to request that I write a drabble or draw a doodle of any pairing/character of their choosing. In return, they have to post this in their journal, regardless of their ability level.
However, whenever mikochan_noda is associated with this curious little thing, it just ignites a creative bonfire in my head and all my perverted little muses start powwowing around it. It’s insane! I’ve given Sasuke a colostomy in a fic to show my love for Miko (in Nadir. Yes, it counts even if it was anastomosed later.). I’ve put mental colostomies on Karin and Sai just recently. . . It’s like a compulsion from fate, destiny, call it what you want.
Just. . . mikochan_noda + colostomy = OTP ♥
2. Sai: I think I actually read far enough into Naruto 2 to have gotten acquainted with Sai. Of course, there’s a spattering of later chapters that I’ve browsed here and there, as well as the interesting stuff mikochan_noda and mikochan_noda say about him. I think I actually have a rant somewhere in this LJ about how much I resented Sai having the name. . . well, “Sai,” when he first appeared in Naruto. Sai Sikatuna is a pretty old original character of mine and I am very fond of him. He has his share of issues (involvement in illegal stuff and being a little dead) but he’s a considerably saner than the Sai of the phallic fixation, whom I am convinced has a number of psychotic features. :D
Usually, I wouldn’t dare write a character (beyond a passing mention) I am not at least on friendly terms with, but Sai is a special case. You see, Sai is this very exciting catalyst of SasuSaku UST reactions. The repartee and perversion produced when he is included in the picture is just mind-blowing. *__*
I have to say, Sai is one of the reasons why I’m considering catching up and reading Naruto again. However, I will prudently defer such an undertaking till I at least find out what will happen in the following chapters. I don’t really have enough resources to again emotionally invest on this series, then later having to devote time, effort, tears, and blood to a full-blown, months-long angst mode just in case things don’t turn out too well. I just can’t. It’s one of the unfortunate effects of getting old.
(Growing up is a totally separate issue. Let’s not go there. ^__^ )
3. You are having my baby: this. THIS.
is a song by Paul Anka and it
brokemybrainandforcedcertainSSSpusherstorepairitwithlivingglueLIVINGswimmingGLUEbrainbreakssomemore
x__x What a horribly mind-fracturing, embarrassing song!
For the benefit of everyone, I’ll embed the video again. ( I can't find the 1976 footage from Midnight Special. Sadness!)
Click to viewEnjoy. Xoxoxoxo
BTW, mikochan_noda is planning/writing a fic on this and I eagerly await it. I’m sure it will break my brain to even tinier pieces.
4. SasuSaku vs NaruSasu: there was a time when any mention of NaruSasu would have horrified me. Very shortly later, that horror turned into an almost pathologic curiosity. . . and titillating glee. Yes, kristiann , if you’re reading this, I have long indeed gone to the dark side and back. ^o^. And then some. XD. This came up because of mikochan_noda ’s Valentines Day drabble. It’s the year of the Golden Tiger, and the woman is definitely powering up some. (She now has control of most of my cerebral cortex. . . and for collateral, so I don’t betray her or the Don, in case DEA catches up with her for the highly addicitive SS-smex peddling, she also owns my left kidney, my right middle lung lobe, and some 30% of my liver-the functional, non-fatty parts, that is.)
Anyway, we had a rather profound and rather disturbing realization in one of the multitude of threads in her 482 reaction post. One of the most important plot points in a lot of sasusaku fics is basically the Uchiha clan restoration. Sakura, assuming she would have single births per pregnancy, would be able to pop out a baby per year, over say 20 years. A quick Google showed a page from a pediatric journal, where in it references to a 19th century medical journal citing a woman who had given birth to 69 children in 27 pregnancies. Being that neither Sakura nor Sasuke seem to have come from multiple births-that we know of---I doubt this is likely to happen for them. (We shouldn’t discount the effects of scary mutant chakra though. . . ) Let’s not even talk about the fact that more babies = more danger for Sakura herself. The true SasuSaku writer would not let Sasuke allow Sakura to be in such danger, unless writing a dark fic by design. ;__;
Okay. NaruSasu. Actually, it should be SasuNaru. *cough* Let’s say, through oiren no juutsu, a multitude of Naruko’s get impregnated---naturally or otherwise, I don’t really want to think that much into it. @__@ Um, and ok, with the Kyuubi’s help, theoretically, Naruto can sustain the juutsu over a whole nine months for several clones, right? Now let’s take this even further and assume that with Kyuubi’s alien chakra, the normal fetal development is pushed into hyperspeed. How many, in the same 20 years, will the NaruSasu group produce? Can you imagine? And, and! Naruto has this self-healing ability that will minimize the health hazards of great-grand-multiparity. The Naruko’s can have as many pregnancies as they want!
Verdict: NaruSasu outbabies SasuSaku by far! T___T
The Optimal Uchiha Clan Revival Solution Proposal: NaruSasuSaku (with Suigetsu and Karin as surrogate baby-making vessels on the side because Team Hebi/Taka apparently exists to be used and disposed O__o).
5. Tsuruga Ren: The Adonis, Narcissus, and Endymion of the Skip Beat world, he is the inexorable, irrepressible King of the Night. One very dangerous student of the AMFOTA university, it’s actually debatable whether or not he has actually graduated from our fine institution. Ren himself did have a problem--- he has a long line of girlfriends in the past, all of whom had “dumped” him to test his affections and were sadly allowed to just go without a fight. He had a commitment problem to the worst degree: he didn’t open up to anybody, period, just hid behind that benign, sparkly, drop-dead bishie smile of his. *__*
Now here comes Kyoko and the tough-love machinations of the weird LME president, Takarada Lori: Tsuruga Ren LEARNS. Now here comes the conundrum, Kyoko is one of the more problematic students of AMFOTA university. Her delicate Fuwa-Sho-damaged constitution would be seared to ashes should she bask in the full rays of Tsuruga Ren’s true feelings. Ren hasn’t made his main attack yet, but he has been playfully nipping at the flanks of Kyoko’s formidable army of invisible little spirit chunks, hiding his true, dark and nebulous, colors behind that innocent façade, hiding his fearsome, weird-alien love-chakra among the perennial torpe of the AMOFTA students. Those little sorties of his have made widespread destruction---widespread! destruction!---to poor Kyoko’s sanity. @___@ Imagine how it would be like once Ren decides to commit all of his resources to her seduction and attack all out!
Kyoko is so doomed to fall.
(We are all so doomed to fall! *nose bleeds* Hail, King of the Night! We might as well elevate you to AMFOTA godhood, heaven help us.)
The first five people to comment in this post get to request that I write a drabble or draw a doodle of any pairing/character of their choosing. In return, they have to post this in their journal, regardless of their ability level.