So it's a mildly brisk (eyes roll.. and freeze mid-roll) 1 degree in good ole Poultney VT right now. Midday. Go figure ( Read more... )

Alright, first skiing day of the season yesterday. Good day for it ( Read more... )

Well ya'll, I'm back at school ( Read more... )

I really feel like updating livejournal, but I don't really have anything to talk about. I guess I just need a break from doing things I hate doing (example: being in the valley ( Read more... )

So first of all, I hope you all are having a great holiday ( Read more... )

"They have cookies, why wouldn't they have protein shake?"

--My Mom (on CVS)

So here's a fresh Halloween idea for ya'll:

"For next Halloween, I'm not gonna wear any socks, shoes, underwear, or shirts. When people ask me what I'm supposed to be, I'll just be like 'I'm a premature ejaculation, I came in my pants.'"

This may very well be the only time I ever say this, but ( Read more... )

I hope none of you wonder why I try like hell to avoid coming home...

WOAH, AN EVENT THAT ACTUALLY DESERVES AN UPDATE!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!

The biggest DOUCHE to ever set foot in Congress got knocked the fuck out!!!! Way to step up, Pennsylvania!!!