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"Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids, in fact, it's cold as hell."
-Elton John

If Hell is as cold as Mars, I'd really rather be there right now.

It's only 10:00 on a Saturday. C'mon guys!

*kicks you all in the nuts*

So me 'n Jeremey went to Sheetz today to pick up some food for our lunch break. Jeremey's a.. well ya know.. a large kid.. tall, muscular, wide, all that jazz. Football like ( Read more... )

...so I guess you guys are expecting an update. Well here it is:

I'm going to bed.

Your Political Profile:Overall: 25% Conservative, 75% LiberalSocial Issues: 0% Conservative, 100% LiberalPersonal Responsibility: 50% Conservative, 50% LiberalFiscal Issues: 0% Conservative, 100% LiberalEthics: 0% Conservative, 100% LiberalDefense and Crime: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal
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I was in Jersey this weekend ( Read more... )

Interview by Rolling Stone with Johnny Depp:

When people talk about your portrayal of Jack Sparrow, they generally mention Keith [Richards], but also point out a certain gay undercurrent.Well, there's a book I read.... What was it called? "Sodemy and the Pirate Tradition." A very interesting book. I wasn't exactly going for that with the character ( Read more... )

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My entire body is covered in scrapes, cuts, and bruises. And I like it ( Read more... )