1st Strike. [Video]

[sword_dancer_e]

[The feed starts with a jar; the view sputters, careening as a multitude of colors whirl by and the screen cracks before it lands on it's face.]

What, have you done to the room, Neeko?

[A pause, then a sigh.]

I am the only one here...

[One more pause, shorter this time.]

I might invite people over? I do no--

Hello, lover~

ARRO CAINE.

Comments

[precursor_dax]

Y'know, I bet these things are still under warranty.

[sword_dancer_e]

I should hope so.

[precursor_dax]

Then get it fixed or something asap.

[sword_dancer_e]

I hate their paperwork routes.

[littlebluetrog]

[If the giggles are any indication, someone was amused.]

[sword_dancer_e]

Hello, Stitch.

[littlebluetrog]

Hiii!

[sword_dancer_e]

How are you then, other than amused?

[17thfreewill]

[This would be Kaworu finding that whole situation funny.]

[sword_dancer_e]

I do not believe we have met.

[17thfreewill]

We haven't.

[sword_dancer_e]

What is your name then?

[adesiretochange]

[There's someone on the other line who's trying -- and failing -- to hide their laughter here. Poor Enno.]

[sword_dancer_e]

If you would like, I can send them over.

[adesiretochange]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

How about you not and I just stay here, safe in my own room?

[sword_dancer_e]

You know, Arro can probably find you regardless of your hiding tactics.