Unplanned Pregnancies

[sword_sdancer]

I'm...I'm pregnant.

How - I mean - how....why....

...more worryingly, NEJI is pregnant. And a girl.

Oh god. Does that mean this hotel could turn ME into a BOY if it wanted?

My brain, she melts.

Comments

[xhidden_angelxx]

Well, how do you think babies are made?

... sorry, that's probably not a thing to joke about...

[sword_sdancer]

But I haven't done any - babymaking - yet!

[xhidden_angelxx]

Seems like some real strange things happen to people here, huh?

[sword_sdancer]

You ain't peddling snakes, no. Strange things - doesn't even begin to DESCRIBE this place.

[oh_niisan]

...I beg your pardon, but..

What?

Oh god. I'm too pretty. I'll be knocked up in no time.

[sword_sdancer]

This floor. It has the ability to make people pregnant. Without even any of the usual preliminaries!

I'm a virgin! I don't think prettiness has anything to do with it.

[oh_niisan]

... well. I can only hope I do not get roomed on the same floor as you, then.

Wait. Boys too?

[sword_sdancer]

Boys too.

My teammate Neji is a boy ( a pretty one, as a matter of fact) and he's now pregnant.

I don't recommend you visiting this floor.

[brotherdoggie]

S- SISTER TENTEN.

WHAT?

[sword_sdancer]

BROTHER DOGGIE.

THE HOTEL MADE ME PREGNANT! ;_;

[silvercrown]

Hey, you're Tenten, right?

I-I think it goes away if you leave the floor.

[sword_sdancer]

Yes, but it comes back.... ;_;

Oh well, it's only for today....ack, it's still really odd.

[mangekyo_sasuke]

....what?

[sword_sdancer]

Pregnant, Uchiha. Pregnant. ...this is so freaky I'm not even mad at you anymore.

Want to begin reviving your clan? Just visit this floor. Srsly. :P