Wacky Fencing (in the) News

[swordandmug]

 
Today is the day of arrival of silly fencing news.  Earlier today, my mother sent me this article to inform me that there is a retirement home ready for me.  Finally, I have found fencers older and slower than me with which to fight.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20080512/od_afp/australiaseniorsoffbeat_080512073910

For those who wish to fight with

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[almondroy]

For those who wish to fight with their food, this handy-dandy contraption is swiped from the news on Atlantian Rapier Net. No bonfire would be complete without one of these.

You're not cooking it right if you don't need one of these!

[swordandmug]

That's the spirit

[almondroy]

...though I have to change my usual restaurant dining preferences from my normal "Just bring out the cow, a knife, and a mallet, and I'll take care of the rest" to the rather wimpy sounding "As rare as you're legally allowed to make it" these days :(

[swordandmug]

You need to just get and kill something. Nothing like fresh venison you brought down with your own teeth.

[almondroy]

"If it ain't still mooin', it ain't worth chewin'"