i feel like a man, i caught like 20 fish up in maine...very small fish but they Were fish ( Read more... )

well lets see, i've been working my ass off for a measly $1020 dollar paycheck every two weeks.
three kids kicked my front door in, and i scared them away with a sword!
me and rachelle are going up to maine tommarow morning.
i've picked up a new hobby its called "fishing" its kinda fun.
and well life is great how is everyone else

Fark the red coats

and if anyone else says any different slip'em the bailhead to the face!!
shoot the fireworks and if anyone tries to stop you call them a friggin "communist" to their friggin commie face, damn communists!

ITS FRIGGIN INDEPENDENCE DAY, ROCK DAH SKIES AMERICANS!!! BECAUSE WE MIGHT BE SINGING "VIVA LA AMERICANA!!" NEXT YEAR!!

it seems like everyone at work has a saying like "bail head" "Hurle" "luckier than a dog with two wangs" it can go on and on. so i got my own saying i'll go up to people and tell them to do the truffle shuffle ( Read more... )

we all live in a world without superpowers
whats a man to do?
what am I to do?

well i broke my damn phone. thats why i hate flip phones, so damn fragile.
well they'll send me a loaner phone and a box to send mine in to be worked on.
i downloaded aim so i can talk to people without my phone. but i still miss talking to rachelle all the time.

First update from my DSL capable computer!! W00t

i seriously about rear-ended someone last night because of some stupid engineer's design flaw in building a parking lot. someone want to turn where they weren't supposed to and i was expecting them to well...not turn where they weren't supposed to. i stopped like two inches from their bumper ( Read more... )

well the scar count is up to eight now...and thats just my left hand!
I turned in a safety suggestion at work and they gave me two $25 gift cards to best buy.
and went and bought Guitar Hero. which is one of the greatest game in the world!!! i suggest everyone should buy this game...besides the fact that it costs $75, its awesome!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMf40daefsI&feature=Favorites&page=1&t=t&f=b

these guys are hilarious!!
it reminds me of something that we would of made in broadcasting back in high school