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swordofhope

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May 21, 2010 16:02

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I don't know if you have noticed... but there is a very big problem on this ship. And it is not caused by a little girl.

[Pause for dramatic effect.]

You are infested with bear.

wtf is this boat, you're confusing the big guy, you are talking to a pizza?, in russia we have bear, i do not wrestle bear

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stray_cub May 21 2010, 23:08:13 UTC

T-the ones that serve sushi are supposed to be safe.

swordofhope May 22 2010, 00:32:37 UTC

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They are bears.

stray_cub May 22 2010, 00:33:41 UTC

I know. But they haven't hurt anybody.

I haven't talked to them or taken their food or anything, though

swordofhope May 22 2010, 00:34:52 UTC

Why are bears making sushi?

Very... very strange.

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lilyground May 21 2010, 23:18:38 UTC

[HAHA you silly man.]

The sushi bears? They're not dangerous. The bears in Carnival, those are bad.

swordofhope May 22 2010, 00:33:14 UTC

This is... normal for this boat? Having bears everywhere?

lilyground May 22 2010, 01:15:59 UTC

Yeah, it's normal. They're toootally harmless, promise.

swordofhope May 22 2010, 01:20:24 UTC

They... seem like nice bears. It's just very strange, go up and see bears making little sushi.

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myperfectdolly May 21 2010, 23:24:33 UTC

I am not!

swordofhope May 22 2010, 00:33:31 UTC

Not what?

gonnabeamighty May 21 2010, 23:56:35 UTC

...what's a bear?

swordofhope May 22 2010, 00:34:22 UTC

Big, hairy animal. Occasionally angry.

These are just... they're making food.

[Russian] yaidudamoi May 22 2010, 02:22:19 UTC

Come again?

[Russian] swordofhope May 22 2010, 03:02:42 UTC

There's bears making sushi. Bears.

[Russian] yaidudamoi May 22 2010, 07:37:35 UTC

Bears? Bears?

I'm not expecting restaurant-quality meals from this place, but I'm not going to eat anything that was made by a... a bear. How does that even work, bears making food? Did some eccentric millionaire take a year off to tame them?