[a backdated one... :( if I forgot someone just punch me in the face or something sob]
Kirby gets a ridiculous amount of sweets. He also gets a nice wooden sword. To practice with. and a note saying "Don't put anybody's eye out."
King Dedede man where you at :'( got a mysterious package with no indication as to who it's from. Inside is a giftwrapped box inside of a giftwrapped box (about 4 times), and inside the last box is a pink sparkly tiara.
He also got a real gift, like a fancy new robe. That one he delivered in person.
Zelda, princesses are very hard to shop for. She got him. Naked. With a giant bow covering his nether-regions. a bouquet of purple roses and some stuff to keep hr bow nice and shiny.
Maxwell got him. Naked. With a giant bow covering his nether-regions. some shiny new test tubes! Meta Knight is not a Science Knight. He does not know Science Things, but obviously test tubes are very Science. And some cat toys for Gauss.
Vashta, he had no idea what to get you either. She got him. Naked. With a giant bow covering his nether-regions. a box of nice chocolates and some fancy curtains. For blocking the sun. And thus a subplot where Meta Knight is convinced Vashta is a vampire begins.