Good game? Part of the game mechanics involving you dressing up in whatever's hip in that area of town. Spoilers: anything that's hip in that town is fucking disgusting. It's like taking a bunch of emo kids and telling them to play dress up. Also all these kids are socially inept and have never learned the definition of 'ridiculous'.
Not to mention that the game's lingo is almost too hip for itself. The only times I've heard half the words spoken in there are when I was standing near pretentious people that I had to resist Columbining. But now I get to experience that on the go, rite?
Hell, the gameplay isn't that great. It involves puzzles which the game solves for you,the combat involves dealing with two screens at once, and the characters (and their development) are terrible. Take the protagonist for example: one second you've got a misanthropic son of a bitch and the next it's like he just fucking graduated from a Liberal Arts school and wants to "OMFG SAVE TEH WURLD!"I'm sure there's good gameplay involved, but it's hidden
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I despise the BELT AND ZIPPERAN emo-wank 15-yr-old mary sue androgene crap that pours forth from everything Square seems to make, and the box art alone is basically a representation of exactly what I hate about Square.
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That said, it IS a good game.
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Not to mention that the game's lingo is almost too hip for itself. The only times I've heard half the words spoken in there are when I was standing near pretentious people that I had to resist Columbining. But now I get to experience that on the go, rite?
Hell, the gameplay isn't that great. It involves puzzles which the game solves for you,the combat involves dealing with two screens at once, and the characters (and their development) are terrible. Take the protagonist for example: one second you've got a misanthropic son of a bitch and the next it's like he just fucking graduated from a Liberal Arts school and wants to "OMFG SAVE TEH WURLD!"I'm sure there's good gameplay involved, but it's hidden ( ... )
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