it is looking like my christmas miracle isn't going to happen. i asked jesus to prove himself again and make it happen, but he hasn't shown up yet. there are three hours left. it better happen.
OMG you got your miracle. i think you owe jesus a little more credit next time. i mean he did WALK ON WATER! he also turned water into wine...and would be excellent to have at any party. whens the second coming?
Oh man, also! I took a really uncomfortable flight this past wknd and I thought of you. Think about this, though: you're gonna die eventch anyway and if you fly a lot you'll be able to see places that people couldn't see in the past because it was IMPOSSIBLE, and if you die on an airplane, at least your fam will get moniez.
I was going to say something about how it was silly to avoid international flights, but having just suffered nine of the most hellish hours of my life on an airplane yesterday, I think you may have a point. I'm thinking I might just stay in Austria rather than fly home.
Why are there no more ocean liners? I'd take a few days on a big boat over plane and airport hell any day.
ummmmm remember the titantic? i mean leonardo dicaprio died and shizz. THAT'S why there's no more ocean liners. james cameron ruined our lives for good. fuck icebergs and fuck him.
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i think you owe jesus a little more credit next time.
i mean he did WALK ON WATER!
he also turned water into wine...and would be excellent to have at any party.
whens the second coming?
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Merry Shitmas. I miss you.
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whatever.
fuck you. freak.
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basically free falling thousands of feet really fast only to be smashed into the ground (or ocean). your butt probs goes through your head.
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love you.
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Why are there no more ocean liners? I'd take a few days on a big boat over plane and airport hell any day.
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xox
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