pickup lines

[swtcatastrophe8]

"are you tired today buttercup?"

"no"

"do you wanna be?"

Comments

[lonelyjewonxmas]

riiiiiiiiiiight....im confused

[swtcatastrophe8]

GET IT!!!
ITS A PICK UP LINE!

[lonelyjewonxmas]

oooooo, wow thats a dumb one, i hope that hasnt worked on u, or any girl.

[swtcatastrophe8]

oh it did work! ;)

[lonelyjewonxmas]

thats sad. I know my share of bad pickup lines though.

Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
Stand still so I can pick you up!
I'm good at math. U+I=69
Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
I've got a condom with your name on it.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

[swtcatastrophe8]

HAHAHAHAHHAHA
i bet you use those all the time.

[lonelyjewonxmas]

o,and im cooler than allison

[lonelyjewonxmas]

my computer got hit by lightning, its not working 100%, more like not at all