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[swtdevildisguis]

I am NOT having children unless I am PROMISED that when they turn 5 years old I can sell them. Any bidders on my first born!?

haha.

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[anonymous]

haha- I'm never having children, those brats are so annoying, I wonder how my parents could even deal!

xoxo ana maria

[swtdevildisguis]

So, you don't wnat to bid on my first born?! :(

[lillizzyl]

i will bid on your firstborn, if it is a girl i will give you $1.87. if it is a boy i will give you a comb.

[swtdevildisguis]

ur cheap like a 2 cent whore

[swtdevildisguis]

hahaha, but your internal clock might not agree w/that decision

[swtdevildisguis]

I don't have a problem having the child. It's the keeping the child when they turn 5 and are at the peak of annoyance and brattyness. lol.

[latino_barbies]

I agree..UNLESS i am insanely wealthy and I have people hired to deal with them when I lost all my patience, and I have a room across my 20,000 square ft. home where they can go when they get annoying. And y am i saying they? i would only have 1

[swtdevildisguis]

nah, I want more than one. They just have to leave @ 5 and then I'll pop our more. It'll help the population here. hahaha

[lostinthoughtt]

you are terrible...u cant just pop out and get rid of babies like they are a toy or something... you will get married and have at least 2 kids.. i guarentee it.. and they will stay with you until they die.. they'll be there forever... theres no getting rid of them.....

ps.. last time i checked..its biologically impossible for me to have anything to do with the makin of ur kids...but if by then that is a possibility, i will surely be the first in line... what hot kids we'd have... lol

[swtdevildisguis]

Umm, for the record...who said I'm having atleast2 kids??

Well if i was asking for someone to make kids w/me...from the same sex...you'd be my first choice, but I was asking for someone to buy my children once they turn 5.

...but yes... we would have SUCH hOTTT kidds. :::sizzle:::

hehe

[lostinthoughtt]

as much as you say that you want to sell them... i know you'd never do it.. lol... you'll be way too attached after 5 glorious years... you'd never be able to let that go... and esp since you went through all the work to have them and get them through all the rough years... those kids are ur for life..

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[swtdevildisguis]

How do you know I'd never sell them? I have a short span for patience. Psssh glorious years my ass. You want kids so bad... I'll give you mine for free when they turn 5. It's not a lot of work to have them. Plus, if the sex is good...it's worth it I guess. ;)

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