So I leave in three days ( Read more... )

So I may never come back to the States because I want to move to Switzerland and have little blonde kids that I dress in liederhosen and force to yodel ( Read more... )

Back in the 001 ( Read more... )

Last night I went to a bar and took blowjob shots with my 33yr old art history teacher. I love no drinking age ( Read more... )

OH. MY. GOD ( Read more... )

I can;t talk much because I'm in an internet cafe and everyone's ready to leave.

FLORENCE IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PLACE IN THE WORLD.

More later.

Well I'm off! Have a great summer, I'll update later! see you all in 6 weeks!

I can't wait to go to Florence ( Read more... )

Had another weird packing Italy dream last night ( Read more... )

You are really way too fucking predictable.