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To play "I never" put an (x) in front of the things that you have never done before and a (_) on the things that you have done at least once and a (?) on something you aren't exactly sure of. Then, at the end, add an "I never" of your own...
(_) I have never been drunk
(x) I never have smoked pot
(_) I never have kissed a member of the opposite sex
(_) I never have kissed a member of the same sex
(x) I never crashed a friend's car
(x) I have never been to Japan
(_) I never rode in a taxi
(x) I never had anal sex
(_) I never have been in love
(x I never had sex
(x I never have had sex in public
(_I never have been dumped
(_) I never shoplifted
(x) I never have been fired
(_I have never cut myself on purpose
(_ I never have been in a fist fight
(x) I never had a 3-some
(_I never snuck out of my parent's house
(x) I never have been tied up (sexually)
(x I have never been caught masturbating
(_) I have never pissed on myself
(x I never had sex with a member of the same sex
(x I never had sex with a member of the opposite sex
(x) I never have been arrested
(x) I never made out with a stranger
(x) I never stole anything from my job
(x) I never celebrated New Year's in Time Square
(x) I never went on a blind date
(_) I never lied to a friend
(? I never had a crush on a teacher
(x) I never celebrated Mardi-Gras in New Orleans
(x) I never have been to Europe
(x I never skipped school
(x) I never slept with a co-worker
(x) I never have been fisted and/or have fisted anyone
(x) I never have thrown up in a bar
(_ I never have purposely set myself on fire
(_never have eaten sushi
(_) I never have been snowboarding
(_) I never have been happy with myself
(_ I never have met a movie star
(x) I never had sex in a pool
(x) I never went to a prom
(x I never bungee jumped
(x I never have been to a pop concert
(x I never have dated someone for over a year
(x) I never sold naked pictures of myself
(_)never ate a mango
(x I never mooned somebody
(x I never masturbated in public
(? I never killed anyone before
(_) I never went sailing
(_) I never gone on a diet
(xI never had sex with a drag queen
(x) I never faked love for sex
(x I never recieved oral sex
(x I never have given oral sex
(_) I have never fallen in love with someone I can't have.
I think I screwed this up... o well