last few days have been good. i saw the new harry potter movie. it was worth the $2, even sitting in the front row and having to bend my neck at a previously unthinkable angle in order to see the screen. the whole movie could've been shot with a soundtrack of iron maiden and black sabbath, and would've been perfect ( Read more... )

DEAD RONALD REAGAN ZOMBIES ARE GOING TO INVADE YOUR HOUSE.

AND WHEN THEY COME IN.

THEYRE GOING TO GNARL THEIR GUMS.

AND MOAN, "OLLIE NORTH... OLLIE NORTH."

AND SCREAM,


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those of you who didnt come out to cottonport last night. i hope you had fun doing the same damn thing as always ( Read more... )

greatest movie premise ever.                                                  

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i just woke up and went to take a piss. there is a pillow in the bathtub. ill try and figure out the signifigance of this later.
ill have a car again monday or tuesday. yayfuckingyay.

Ive got a bottle of rum in my cargo pocket, about half full. Im going to a party tongiht, and Im poor. Im damn lucky to have cigarettes, still unsure of how thats manifested itself ( Read more... )

There are two kinds of people that go to Cottonport. There are people who you only see up there on the Th-Sat nights, looking, longing for entertainment ( Read more... )

what the hell is this nonsense of adult happy meals? eating healthy and going to mcdonalds should not be synonymous. if people want a salad, they can eat one and home and stay away from mcdonalds.

im hungry. ^

i hate.

these computers in the lab are all p4s w/ 40gb hdds. but you cant save anything to the hdd? so whats the point? they could give me all these 40gb hdds, i could give them a stack of 800mbs, and everyone would come out on top.

good job, asshole. everyone loves it when you walk into the lab and scream.