Bird of the Day

[sycophancy]

Comments

[kittling]

ohmygod.
the first one was cool cause it had cock in its name but this bird of the day business must stop.

rule #1: only post birds whose names reference genitalia.
rule #2: posting boobs is okay too.

[sycophancy]

Dear friends,

OMFG today I'm totally going to fail physics. I have a final in four hours and I still haven't studied. Can you believe it? Hopefully I can drop my 84.4 because the final can either count as two tests with the lowest dropped of as a regular test if it's worse than my other grades.

I really should clean my room. And do laundry. And try to get those red hair dye stains out of the sink. These next three days are going to suck, I guarantee that.

Op, I guess I should start physics. ^___^

<3 Joe

[tokyoghoststory]

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[magneticfields]

if i had a large kidney-shaped object hanging off of the front of my neck, i'm not sure what i'd do with myself.

[mrsalads]

Hm Ive realized, looking at some of these, the elusive birds require some brief anecdote about their appearance because I can't for the life of me understand quite WHAT THE FUCK IS HANGING OFF OF ITS NECK.

[cadet]

frigate is a great word.

[krizkringle]

i am sayin it now.

BALLS!!!!

it's a fuckin 'Ballchinnyean' straight off of MIB II people!!

"hey, you got a scrotum on your face..."
ha