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sycophanticdick

001- Action Post

Mar 17, 2009 01:24

[ Simmons was, by habit, an early riser, but no amount of habit could turn him into a morning person, not without a nigh-unhealthy amount of coffee. He grumbled into his pillow as he slowly drifted into consciousness and simultaneously tried to figure out exactly why something felt so... off. Simmons pushed his face farther into the pillow as he ( Read more... )

jill (jillsandwiches), relm (rainbowbrush), npcs, narrative, family

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jillsandwiches March 17 2009, 20:37:44 UTC

[[6 years of sleeping with Albert Wesker looming in the shadows, to say nothing of the nightmares already present, had made Jill a light sleeper. She had taken to locking the "husband" outside; he seemed to sleep on the couch without any audible complaint. Had he finally decided to force his way in? Jill was up in a fraction of a second, groping for her absent gun.]]

...Who the hell are you?

sycophanticdick March 18 2009, 01:08:15 UTC

[ Simmons scrambled backwards. She didn't know how he got there either? Oh, well, this was just great, wasn't it? ]

This. This isn't happening. This can't be happening. It's impossible. I must be dreaming or hallucinating or, or something. Maybe the fumes from Grif's room finally got to me. 5 years of exposure to that can't be healthy for anyone. So I guess maybe I'm dying. Is this what I hallucinate in my final moments? I'm sure Freud would have something to say about this.

jillsandwiches March 18 2009, 02:08:13 UTC

Damn it. It's just like Relm... Guess I won't be seeing the other guy again any time soon. Good riddance... I think.

Sorry, but, well, this is Mayfield, and I think you're my husband.

sycophanticdick March 18 2009, 02:21:48 UTC

What?

What?

WHAT?

Can we back up a little here? Like, back to the beginning? Can we start with something that makes sense? I think that would be a good plan.

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mayfield_mods March 18 2009, 02:09:18 UTC

Morning, neighbor!

sycophanticdick March 18 2009, 02:29:08 UTC

Um, yeah, good morning! Great morning! Hello!

mayfield_mods March 18 2009, 03:03:58 UTC

Looks like you and the wife were getting up to it last night, eh? Eh?

sycophanticdick March 18 2009, 03:12:25 UTC

Oh, well, I, um, she just, ah, we, er, um, uhhhhhh, whatmakesyousaythat?

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rainbowbrush March 18 2009, 03:34:12 UTC

Who the heck are you?

sycophanticdick March 18 2009, 03:53:04 UTC

Oh, you must be, uh, what was it? Relm, right? Relm? I'm Private Dick Simmons. Or, apparently, "Dad" works, too. This is not how I'd envisioned having children would go.

rainbowbrush March 18 2009, 03:55:57 UTC

I'm Relm, yeah. How'd you know that?

Wait a sec, are you supposed to be my new "dad"?

sycophanticdick March 18 2009, 04:10:53 UTC

Uh, yeah, I had a... talk with Jill this morning. ...Uhh, surprise?

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