Some girls just amaze me on how clueless and retarded they can be....

Girl: So, you plan on getting rims for your car?

Simon: Yeah, I'm going to start saving for it, but not before I get my suspension done first.

Girl: OMG why? Hurry up and get some rims. Your car is too cute for them to be not rolling on dubs...

/bangs head on wall

Today must be "Deal With Mentally Challenged Clients" Day at work. I just got off the phone with some lady, who works at one of our client's hospital, and she is literally retarded. Here's the jist of how the conversation went. For security purposes, we'll refer to her as Tool ( Read more... )

I'm drunk and wanted to take this time to say......i love you all! You are all beautiful people!

Erika, reply to this to let me know that you gals made it home safe!

Well, so I'm not fired, but got written up, and at this point, there's no excuse for me declining the write-up because I have been late almost everyday. I sat down with my boss, and our COO and they basically laid it out like this....it's my decision. "We want you to stay, because you're a valuable asset to the company, but if you want to leave, ( Read more... )

So yeah...my boss is with HR right now, writing up something...I don't know what. This might be my last post at work. I'll at least try to beg for some type of severance pay to get me by until I find another job...

Wanted to post this because our apartment complex is shown in the pic hahaha...found this on the vortex...


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Vegas reservations were made last night. Quick change in plans as far as hotel stay. The Aladdin ended up being slight cheaper than the Luxor, which is still boggling the shit outta my mind, since it's a much nicer resort than the Luxor. Plus it's right smack dad in the middle of the strip. So we went with the Aladdin ( Read more... )

Rest in peace to Pope John Paul II......

You don't feel as if you should be here ( Read more... )