Appleton?

[sydneym]

Did The Onion completely make this up or was I just too busy being an undergraudate to notice all the hookers walking around. (Added note: Appleton's local strip club, Beansnappers, has a very unfortunate name.)http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/

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[littleboy716]

they're not hookers, they're escorts. they dont walk around in mini skirts and boots, you have to order them from a catalog. duh.

[sydneym]

Mini skirts...boots...naughty pictures...in Appleton...

I suddenly suspect that The Onion article is about me, three years ago.

[cornizzle]

Beansnappers...I think that was the name of my Brownie troupe.

[sydneym]

Was the average age of your Brownie troupe 22? Did most of them have platinum blond hair and a D cup? Did your fellow Brownies have names like "Misty," "Crystal" and "Breeze?"