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[sydule]

if i die, i want my ashes scattered in the adirondacks, or any mountain range really. and a memorial service.

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[huddlingmasses]

i want mine stuffed into an overweight african-american stripper's ass, and farted in the face of a middle-aged japanese businessman while she mouths the words to dancing queen onstage.

[sydule]

thats pretty elaborate. my roommate wants to be fed to sharks. which isnt as creative, but still kickass.

ps i wrote that entry when i was drunk, apparently. i dont remember writing it.