penny mystery

[sydvicious716]

well nice knowing you all. this is my goodbye, i swallowed a penny and am going to die an embarrasing death like i always knew would happen. try not to be ashamed

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[malxmal]

haha, such an awesome way to go. don't feel bad, i'm gonna die from something probably as ridiculous.

[nineminutesleft]

A SHARK ATTACK...AFTER YOU EAT A PENNY.

[malxmal]

eating the penny will cause me to sink to the bottom of the ocean, and i'll be unable to swim away from the massive 40983594 ft shark!

i'm fucked.

[nineminutesleft]

im going to florida at the end of august. i dont know if dan is still planning to go with me. but ill be there.

[ihateyourgutsx]

"i swallowed a penny and cant come up with a good reason why."

like you had a penny in your hand and was like, "why not?"...... haha how do you swallow a penny

[sydvicious716]

something like that, i think. who knows, but i sure do regret it now, haha.

[sydvicious716]

try replacing you with "I" and in your stomach with "on my face", haha.

oh yeah and give me you and cassie's cell numbers, i lost them again. what will become of little green bible!!

[ex_boltofblu519]

well i am worried now. go see a doctor. i just left you a message. your birthday is so soon! scan the polaroids! i saw thomas the other day and ashley. ashley is sober sally. thomas looks really healthy and good. it's weird. okay. call me soon.

[sydvicious716]

yeah i just got your message, ill be calling you back anytime now. i cant believe you saw thomas, im so jelous! tell that fuck to empty out his voicemail or to call me. argghhh, its literally impossible to get ahold of him. but yeah you can still leave me voicemails and ill get them and call back. and ashley...sober sally, ill believe it when i see it.

[edgemobile02]

what a shit thing to do sydney!

[sydvicious716]

haha, i know, no fucking kidding