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[syeniess]

have successfully washed hair.

However, I am upset with my new shampoo. Bought the Herbal Essences stuff. Was there any screaming and moaning in the shower? Was there buggery. Hair is, at best, clean, rather than happily ravished.

Bloody lying adverts....

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[syeniess]

what, like a mail order ravisher? *grins*

[syeniess]

they have an actual website for this? I'm impressed....

Though obviously the ability to give preferences for the ravisher is always handy....

[davedevil]

soooooooo

basically...

your asking why you were not getting ravished while naked in the shower..

I think with a little work you could probably avoid such a situation happening again :P(has had his mind in gutter for many a day)

[syeniess]

god, you mean you want me to make an _effort_ ??? Honestly, must I do all the work??? *grins and sticks tongue out*

[davedevil]

if you want a pick and mix list of ravishers outside your bathroom door ask nicely, sure you'll get one...

perhaps hutches and alittle run for them as well..

[anonymous]

I believe the screaming and moaning is provided by the animals on which it is tested.

[syeniess]

and there was me thinking that Herbal Essences was one of the ones _not_ tested on animals.