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FAMOUS LAST WORDS:
"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something" - Pancho Villa
"It's very beautiful over there." - Thomas A. Edison
"I'm tired of fighting. I guess this is going to get me." - Harry Houdini
"Remember me to my friends, tell them I'm a hell of a mess." - H.L. Mencken
"Dying is a very dull affair. My advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it." - Somerset Maugham
"This isn't the worst. The worst is that they stole twenty-five years of my life." Director Erich von Stroheim's last words to Hollywood.
THE LAST LAUGH: Epitaphs
Seen in Ribbesford, England:
Anna Wallace
"The children of Israel wanted bread,
and the Lord he sent them manna.
Old clerk Wallace wanted a wife,
And the Devil sent him Anna."
Seen in Westminster Abbey:
John Gay
"Life is a joke, and all things show it;
I thought so once and now I know it."
Seen in Shrewsbury, England:
"HERE LIES THE BODY OF MARTHA DIAS,
Who was always uneasy, and not over-pious;
She lived to age of three score and ten,
And gave to the worms what she refused to the men."
"There's nothing to winning, really. That is, if you happen to be blessed with a keen eye, an agile mind, and no scruples whatsoever." - Alfred Hitchcock
GROUCHO MARX:
"IF I held you any closer, i'd be on the other side of you."
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
"Blood's not thicker then money."
"The secret of success is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake those, you've got it made."
"Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others."
"Well, I hardly know where to begin. I hardly know when to stop, either; just give me a few drinks and see for yourself."
COOL MOVIE LINES:
THE WILD ONE:
Girl to Brando: "Hey Johnny, what are you rebelling against?"
Brando: "Whaddaya got?"
THE KILLERS:
Claude Akens: "You said Johnny North died. How'd he die?"
Clu Gulager: "Questions... he asked one too many."
THE COURT JESTER:
Mildred Natwick: "The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon. The chalice from the palace holds the brew that is true."
Danny Kaye: "What about the vessel with the pestle?"
OCEANS 11: (To doc examining X-Rays)
"So tell me, doc. Is it a big casino?"
I WAS A TEENAGE FRANKENSTEIN:
"I know you have a civil tongue in your head. I sewed it there myself."
GOODFELLAS:
"I'm an average nobody. I get to live the rest of my life like a schnook."
FAMOUS LAST WORDS:
"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something" - Pancho Villa
"It's very beautiful over there." - Thomas A. Edison
"I'm tired of fighting. I guess this is going to get me." - Harry Houdini
"Remember me to my friends, tell them I'm a hell of a mess." - H.L. Mencken
"Dying is a very dull affair. My advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it." - Somerset Maugham
"This isn't the worst. The worst is that they stole twenty-five years of my life." Director Erich von Stroheim's last words to Hollywood.
THE LAST LAUGH: Epitaphs
Seen in Ribbesford, England:
Anna Wallace
"The children of Israel wanted bread,
and the Lord he sent them manna.
Old clerk Wallace wanted a wife,
And the Devil sent him Anna."
Seen in Westminster Abbey:
John Gay
"Life is a joke, and all things show it;
I thought so once and now I know it."
Seen in Shrewsbury, England:
"HERE LIES THE BODY OF MARTHA DIAS,
Who was always uneasy, and not over-pious;
She lived to age of three score and ten,
And gave to the worms what she refused to the men."
"There's nothing to winning, really. That is, if you happen to be blessed with a keen eye, an agile mind, and no scruples whatsoever." - Alfred Hitchcock
GROUCHO MARX:
"IF I held you any closer, i'd be on the other side of you."
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
"Blood's not thicker then money."
"The secret of success is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake those, you've got it made."
"Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others."
"Well, I hardly know where to begin. I hardly know when to stop, either; just give me a few drinks and see for yourself."
COOL MOVIE LINES:
THE WILD ONE:
Girl to Brando: "Hey Johnny, what are you rebelling against?"
Brando: "Whaddaya got?"
THE KILLERS:
Claude Akens: "You said Johnny North died. How'd he die?"
Clu Gulager: "Questions... he asked one too many."
THE COURT JESTER:
Mildred Natwick: "The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon. The chalice from the palace holds the brew that is true."
Danny Kaye: "What about the vessel with the pestle?"
OCEANS 11: (To doc examining X-Rays)
"So tell me, doc. Is it a big casino?"
I WAS A TEENAGE FRANKENSTEIN:
"I know you have a civil tongue in your head. I sewed it there myself."
GOODFELLAS:
"I'm an average nobody. I get to live the rest of my life like a schnook."