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syle's LJ stalker is lonita!lonita is stalking you because you said something bad about them on your LJ. They are also getting jiggy with your best friend!

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Wow, nothing's fun like driving to work in the rain nowadays. Doing 70 down the interstate in 6th gear, hit the gas to pass someone, and wheels just spin... "oh shit..."

At least after the "incident" I learned my lesson about crowded main streets. Tonight I stayed to empty backroads ( Read more... )

Okay, some shit needs to change in my life, so I'm making up new rules.

DAVE'S DATING GAME PLAN
To be said aloud whenever a decision needs to be made regarding women:

1. I will not spend money on her if we are not dating.
2. When she tells me she's a bitch right up front, I will believe her.
3. I will not chase a fantasy. If it's obvious that it's never ( Read more... )

I'm changing screennames on AIM.

Catch me now as ninjaproof dave on there.

I'm heading out to New Orleans until Sunday afternoon, probably. Call my cell if you want to get in touch. If you don't have my number, send me a text message with yours and I'll call ya back.

ddr_syphilis is my favorite new poster. Whichever one of you is behind her, it's funny as hell! It's even better since I haven't played this game in forever.

From: ddr_syphilis ( Read more... )

I just bought one of those crazy vibrating moon-razors.

If they wanted to take your everyday shaving experience and make it scary, then they succeeded. Let me tell ya, nothing will wake you up in the morning like having a Vibrating Razor Of Death going nuts just a millimeter away from your jugular...

What happened to my weekend? It whirled by in a haze ( Read more... )

Go-karting last night with the racing crew was way too much fun. We had some mad dooooooooooriftuuuu going down with baby powder on the slick curvy track. The manager guy stopped us a couple times for bumping too much, and the first time I pointed at a complete stranger right beside me and said, "It's that guy, he's a troublemaker! Watch out for ( Read more... )