Happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap danced with Danny fucking Kay

[sylissez]

So I went to my work's Christmas party (or Xmas for those that hate Jesus) last night. It was an open bar. That shoulda been my first sign that trouble was afoot. Then some pals from work arrive. The heavy drinking continues. I remember talking to some girls I hadn't seen in a while. I remember hitting on one of em. And then she said she's engaged

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[slugmosphere]

Interesting indeed.

[cantpunishme]

you would, you freak

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