Dear Josephine from Ticketmaster,
You have saved me from more hours of panic and despair. You have rescued me, and made sure that I did not waste money. You have soothed away my carelessness with your easy demeanor and, "yes, we'll have those replacements for you at the box office" ways.
I think I love you.
Love,
sylverling
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I don't know why, but to my caffeinated and diphenhydramine-besotted mind, that's the funniest thing I've read in weeks. It made me think of "Wild Thing, I think I love you..."
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