I would read the one where Caranthir is inexplicably in How to Tame your Dragon.

[sylviaandthe]

Late night phone calls with coppertone are the very best. Seeing as all we do is talk about Elves, usually hilariously. For example

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[contrariangie]

I love you both so very much.

[coppertone]

I still want the really insensitive romance novel about Caranthir the wicked industrialist and Haleth the union organizer so badly.

Hi you are my favourite.

[contrariangie]

...

TELL ME MORE.

[coppertone]

Iii just want it to go exactly the same way as in the book, where Caranthir is a terrible person/robber baron but undergoes a change of heart over Haleth being the best person in the world, only it's too late by then and she goes off to hang with Finrod and his friends in the Fabian Society and Caranthir just pines and tries to do what he thinks she'd approve of but still keeps fucking things up. :D

[contrariangie]

*___* COCKBLOCKING FINROD STRIKES AGAIN.

[elvenpiratelady]

OMG picturing grumpy Caranthir riding a dragon going ITS COLD AND WINDY UP HERE, TAKE ME DOWN. And the dragon can teach him the finer points of sleeping on all your gold.

The Silm is clearly secretly a Discworld crossover and the dwarves taught Caranthir all about loving gold! So he goes around the place singing his favourite song, which is "Gold, Gold, Gold" and etc.

[sylviaandthe]

Oh my god can you imagine :DDDD

I feel like everyone hates Caranthir at parties because he drinks to much and won't shut up about gold/sings songs about gold.

[elvenpiratelady]

And you know Caranthir only let the dragon take him for a ride in the first place because he saw Angrod doing it and Angrod is all like WHEEEEEEEE THIS IS THE MOST AWESOME THING TO EVER EXIST CAN WE STAY UP HERE FOREVER CAN YOU DO A BARREL ROLL HOW LONG CAN YOU FLY UPSIDE DOWN CAN I LIVE ON YOUR BACK? and he'd come down completely hyped on joy and adrenalin and be all like CARA YOU HAVE TO TRY THIS and Cara gets manhandled onto the dragon before he can say no