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sylvie_the_elf

BETRAYAL

Mar 29, 2009 12:37

Saw the Dina Lohan Twitter story, read her posts (not unlike the Sarah Palin blog I kept telling everyone to read) - and now I'm on Twitter. My user name is "equalitystreet" because hur, hur, I love The (British) Office, hur, hur, gettit. I am already quite disenchanted with the whole thing - my very soul has been chilled by Stephen Fry's post ( Read more... )

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zoecb March 29 2009, 15:10:47 UTC

Ooh, who, and whose boyfriend?

sylvie_the_elf April 1 2009, 16:43:18 UTC

Eh, should I bother being coy? I don't suppose there's much point, really. It was Joe, making me all swoony in the pub. Despite this horrible joke:

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two - one to screw in the bulb, the other to suck my cock.

Oh, god, how ridiculous life is.

zoecb April 2 2009, 15:48:41 UTC

ZOMG that is my actual favourite joke! No seriously, like I have known it for a long time and officially ranked it my favourite joke some time ago. I think I may have first heard it from Nick Lancaster actually. Lol. I don't know why I like it so much I just do. Nothing amuses me more than casual misogyny for some reason.

Don't worry, I had the 5 minute Joe-crush in my first year too ;-) It does become apparent just how gay he is after a while though. I think he's a bit conflicted about it anyway, he has a history of being a keen Jesus-loving type.

sylvie_the_elf April 3 2009, 19:10:07 UTC

See, I was expecting a different punchline. "One with her arms raised - let her armpit hair do it". I'm confused anyway, because I thought the stereotypical feminist is fat and ugly!

Oh, god, the Jesus-loving came up. I don't think he was that impressed when I told him my anecdote about the guy looking at a crucifix, muttering "I want to fuck his stigmata".

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luin77 March 30 2009, 16:51:39 UTC

Hmmm... maybe the interview appointment is an April Fools joke and it's actually scheduled a week later? :)

But then again you don't need another week of preparation anyway, because you will do wonderfully! I know it! And hey, what's the worst that can happen: Come to German and work as a personal Elf Assistant to Oropher? :)

Infinite-good-luck-mwahs!

stendhaliser March 30 2009, 18:33:43 UTC

Remember it's not the subject but the treatment of that subject that matters.

Also, this post would have been easier to understand if I knew (or cared) Who was Dina Lohan and what's twitter.

sylvie_the_elf April 3 2009, 19:12:17 UTC

Dina Lohan is the mother of Lindsay Lohan. It's really better not to know these things, you're absolutely right!