fucking asshole

[sylvspraak]

what a daaaaaaaaay. nick. he broke up with me. i can't believe it, what the fuck, i'm supposed to break up with him! (well, eventually, the plan was at the end of the summer, or else let it fizzle out after i go to university). well, since i'm pissy, not really sad b/c i totally didn't care about him that much, i'm going into the full blow-by-blow

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[virtualweasel]

what a jackass! he deserves everything you do in retaliation to the utmost.

don't get too angry, get even with him. Make sure he knows how pathetic he was at all those things he thought he was good at (fooling around ect.). You have to break him, start with his sense of self worth.

oh, and tell him he has an STD now, or you're pregnant and don't believe in abortions. He'll pretend not to believe it, but odds are you'll still scare the piss out of him

[sylvspraak]

hey hey, greg, i was telling the truth when i said we never had sex, and if he told anyone otherwise then he's a loser. did he tell anyone we had sex?? and u know how i'm gonna get back at him? by being a success, maybe i'll run into him some time in the future, and he'll still be a loser, but well i'll be an amazing engineer so in his fucking face look what he missed out on!

[virtualweasel]

i heard nothing. still, it would be fun to scare him with something like that. Tell him he has mono or something.

that's not real revenge! it'll get to him, but it's not nearly vindictive or cruel enough to really be "getting back at him". Date someone better than him, then rub it in, if you really want to get at him without actually attacking him.

[enno_0285]

aw sylv!<3
ill beat him up for u!!and when we hang out me and jo will bitch at him.. that'll be a show.
and if anyone asks.. say u broke up with him because his dick was too small.. just couldnt cut it.

[sylvspraak]

hahhaa, i like that coz it's true.

agreed!

[anonymous]

sylv!
no worries...boys are dumb...ok fine, not all..but most...or maybe not most, but a select few are...yes, in the future you will be an uber successful/rich engineer woman and he's gonna look back and be like "wow biggest mistake of my life was dumping her!" oh well who cares...you're gonna go to waterloo..meet some nice boys...they'll probably be asian, but thats besides the point...but whatever you're the coolest...such a sweetheart! you'll find the right guy soon!

lots of love lydia and kristen

[sylvspraak]

hahaha, so true! especially the spafia part! lol i miss u spammy! what are you up to this summer?

[anonymous]

my solution: throw a rock at his head

-lena

[wheresjenna]

*hug* Its a good thing that you waited to have sex and never ended up doing it with the wrong person. and what a buttox of a guy he is. there a good guys out there, sometimes they just hide lol. i want to see you before the summer is over and you go back to school. i miss my little sylv.