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symbiotastic

.001 | Video.

Mar 05, 2011 11:33

[Eddie turns on the camera and leans really close to it, inspecting the communicator, then pulls away to a more respectable distance. He tries his hand at a charming smile, but it just comes across as kind of sleazy ( Read more... )

.bit of a douche, .eddie is a failure, .not as smooth as he thinks

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video symbiotastic March 5 2011, 22:06:56 UTC

Oh, buddy, you have no idea. I could name a few women who can verify that. Fact check, if you know what I'm talkin' about. [Yes, he just said that :c OH HO SMARMY CHUCKLE.] Nah, I'm just kidding. I don't, y'know, kiss and tell. [SMILE.]

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video symbiotastic March 5 2011, 22:38:42 UTC

[Pffth, this is a reaction he's used to. It would upset him if he wanted your approval, Loki :c]

Oh no...

rass_bestie March 5 2011, 17:38:22 UTC

[Ugh, more jackasses on my Barge. Still he's perfectly pleasant when he speaks, no sign of contempt at all.] Well, you're in luck! Why don't you go up on deck, take a look over the side, you should find something interesting. [This is far easier than the whole Admiral, you're dead, inmate, conversation anyway.]

symbiotastic March 5 2011, 22:09:45 UTC

Or you could... I don't know, tell me.

rass_bestie March 5 2011, 22:47:57 UTC

[Seriously.] No, I couldn't.

symbiotastic March 5 2011, 23:33:18 UTC

Okay... And why not?

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thegooddrjones March 5 2011, 17:46:18 UTC

Sorry, Mr. Brock, I'm afraid this place doesn't really work like that.

symbiotastic March 5 2011, 22:17:41 UTC

Well, hey, [He chuckles genially.] it was worth a shot. [YES, Eddie is totally fine with this and not screeching in rage on the inside.]

Mind telling me how this place works, beautiful? Say... over a cup of coffee?

thegooddrjones March 5 2011, 22:57:09 UTC

Sorry, I'm a bit busy on shift in the infirmary today. But I'm Martha Jones, a warden and the head of the infirmary here.

This is a redemption ship, and you're here to earn a second chance.

symbiotastic March 5 2011, 23:34:45 UTC

[REJECTED DDDD: However, he's quickly distracted by that "redemption" thing.] Yeaaah... I went to church yesterday, so I think me and God are square.

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vinkus_witch March 5 2011, 18:09:24 UTC

You're dead. There will be no tropical islands, or if there are, you will probably see countless untold horrors on them.

symbiotastic March 5 2011, 22:30:55 UTC

Looking at the view [I.E. YOU.] I can tell I'm in heaven already. [Yes, he is not put off by your coloring. EDDIE IS AN EQUAL OPPORTUNITY SLEAZE.]

Ack! Sorry, didn't get a notif! vinkus_witch March 9 2011, 04:40:54 UTC

...are you serious?

No worries! symbiotastic March 9 2011, 04:44:23 UTC

Why wouldn't I be?

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mightymorbid March 5 2011, 18:51:24 UTC

Well that's one we haven't seen in a while.

symbiotastic March 5 2011, 23:07:15 UTC

[IGNORE THE ICON. THIS IS HOW HE LOOKS ON THE ~INSIDE~]

I guarantee you haven't seen anything like me.

mightymorbid March 5 2011, 23:26:20 UTC

No, you're just the first in a while that thought they might negotiate themselves off the ship.

Keep at it; the Admiral hands out sweets after a while.

symbiotastic March 5 2011, 23:36:10 UTC

Oh, I'm sure the Admiral is a reasonable guy. We'll work something out. [OR I'LL RIP HIS FACE OFF C:]

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